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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17910 on: April 23, 2011, 11:34:31 AM »
This guy is just probably a noob  You talk like that to a pro Domme and you get smacked ! He probably doesnt even know what BDSM stands for

BDSM =

Breasts Don't Say Much?
Beer Dreams Sink Men?
Bitch Dames Smack Men?
Broads Dance Sexy Mambos?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17911 on: April 23, 2011, 11:38:42 AM »
breasts dreams smack mambos  :thumbup:


or bondage discipline domination submission sadism masochism



one or the other, cant remember  :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17912 on: April 23, 2011, 11:40:14 AM »
Quote from: eris on April 23, 2011, 11:38:42 AM
breasts dreams smack mambos  :thumbup:


or bondage discipline domination submission sadism masochism



one or the other, cant remember  :laugh:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17913 on: April 23, 2011, 11:41:52 AM »
wow you're right !



HELL YEAH !
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17914 on: April 23, 2011, 09:58:43 PM »
No hot water :(
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17915 on: April 24, 2011, 04:57:59 AM »
Goddamn, why do I have to be stuck here where the real estate is bad? Houses are like 50k cheaper in towns less than one hour away :thumbdn:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17916 on: April 24, 2011, 06:54:10 AM »
Tired as hell.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17917 on: April 24, 2011, 06:58:31 AM »
Quote from: odeon on April 24, 2011, 06:54:10 AM
Tired as hell.

 Will you be jet-lagged, or is there not enough of a time difference for that?   :orly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17918 on: April 24, 2011, 07:01:52 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 24, 2011, 06:58:31 AM
Quote from: odeon on April 24, 2011, 06:54:10 AM
Tired as hell.

 Will you be jet-lagged, or is there not enough of a time difference for that?   :orly:

There's just a one-hour difference, but I got up at 4.15 am today because we had an early flight.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17919 on: April 24, 2011, 07:09:25 AM »
There are frogs outside my window again, making a most annoying sound. A couple of nights ago my stepdad got hold of three frogs and took them down to the estuary and let them go there.

But my parents have gone to bed so I am going to have to put up with the noise all night. :(
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17920 on: April 24, 2011, 07:13:53 AM »
Quote from: renaeden on April 24, 2011, 07:09:25 AM
There are frogs outside my window again, making a most annoying sound. A couple of nights ago my stepdad got hold of three frogs and took them down to the estuary and let them go there.

But my parents have gone to bed so I am going to have to put up with the noise all night. :(

      *ribbit ribbit*  :frog:  Helloooooooo renaeden!  :frog:   *ribbit ribbit*  :frog:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17921 on: April 24, 2011, 07:17:02 AM »
The frogs we have are not as cute as that. They are brown with spots. And they squeal horribly when handled.

I remember when I was at work one time I accidentally dropped a pallet on a frog and it screamed. Ew.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17922 on: April 24, 2011, 07:19:54 AM »
Quote from: renaeden on April 24, 2011, 07:17:02 AM
The frogs we have are not as cute as that. They are brown with spots. And they squeal horribly when handled.

I remember when I was at work one time I accidentally dropped a pallet on a frog and it screamed. Ew.

 Awww geez, I'm sorry to hear that.  Do you have earplugs?  The soft ones fit comfortably in the ears and block a lot of noise.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17923 on: April 24, 2011, 07:23:20 AM »
No earplugs. Will just have to put up with it. :-\
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17924 on: April 24, 2011, 07:25:57 AM »
Quote from: renaeden on April 24, 2011, 07:23:20 AM
No earplugs. Will just have to put up with it. :-\

 I hope you can sleep eventually.  The earplugs I'm talking about have a marshmallowy texture and are easily molded to fit.
 They are worth buying next time you go shopping.  An electronics or music store might have them.   :chin:
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