Just one quick bitch ...

["couldbecousin"]

Glasses I hate fucking glasses and I am becoming more and more dependent on them for reading

I've been wearing glasses since I was about 7 years old. Embrace them. Immerse yourself in the geekiness!   

It's just annoying they are only reading glasses and I have to remove them for other things.  I must have eight pairs scattered around the house and truck so I don't have to carry them

I have had to start taking my glasses off in order to read, as they are for distance and my eyes don't adjust back and forth as well anymore.   

[Parts]

Glasses I hate fucking glasses and I am becoming more and more dependent on them for reading

I've been wearing glasses since I was about 7 years old. Embrace them. Immerse yourself in the geekiness!   

It's just annoying they are only reading glasses and I have to remove them for other things.  I must have eight pairs scattered around the house and truck so I don't have to carry them

I have had to start taking my glasses off in order to read, as they are for distance and my eyes don't adjust back and forth as well anymore.   

 My wife is starting with that problem

[Icequeen]

I'm fucked without them, can't see shit. 

["couldbecousin"]

I'm fucked without them, can't see shit. 

People's eyes appear as shadows when I look at them without glasses from a distance. I really need my glasses for distance,
but to see close up I am having to take them off. I'll probably end up in bifocals eventually.   

[earthboundmisfit]

Yeah, great. NOW I'm fucking tired.

[odeon]

My throat and neck are conspiring to kill me.

[Queen Victoria]

My throat and neck are conspiring to kill me.

From unnatural positions during surgery?

[odeon]

My throat and neck are conspiring to kill me.

From unnatural positions during surgery?

And the tubes inserted in my throat, yes.

[Semicolon]

My throat and neck are conspiring to kill me.

From unnatural positions during surgery?

And the tubes inserted in my throat, yes.

Argh! 

[Binty]

My throat and neck are conspiring to kill me.

From unnatural positions during surgery?

And the tubes inserted in my throat, yes.

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh! 

fixed.

[P7PSP]

I'm fucked without them, can't see shit. 

People's eyes appear as shadows when I look at them without glasses from a distance. I really need my glasses for distance,
but to see close up I am having to take them off. I'll probably end up in bifocals eventually.   

You need a new prescription.

["couldbecousin"]

I'm fucked without them, can't see shit. 

People's eyes appear as shadows when I look at them without glasses from a distance. I really need my glasses for distance,
but to see close up I am having to take them off. I'll probably end up in bifocals eventually.   

You need a new prescription.

Yes, for bifocals. Even with the right correction for my distance vision, I have trouble refocusing my eyes from near to far and back again.   

[P7PSP]

I'm fucked without them, can't see shit. 

People's eyes appear as shadows when I look at them without glasses from a distance. I really need my glasses for distance,
but to see close up I am having to take them off. I'll probably end up in bifocals eventually.   

You need a new prescription.

Yes, for bifocals. Even with the right correction for my distance vision, I have trouble refocusing my eyes from near to far and back again.   

That will just results in headaches and frustration until you get it dealt with.

["couldbecousin"]

I'm fucked without them, can't see shit. 

People's eyes appear as shadows when I look at them without glasses from a distance. I really need my glasses for distance,
but to see close up I am having to take them off. I'll probably end up in bifocals eventually.   

You need a new prescription.

Yes, for bifocals. Even with the right correction for my distance vision, I have trouble refocusing my eyes from near to far and back again.   

That will just results in headaches and frustration until you get it dealt with.

Yeah, I think it's time to get some bifocals, a really cool pair though!   

[Celticgoddess]

Speaking of glasses...I haven't been wearing mine for 8 months because I lost them. Found them today in the side pocket of my backpack. Yanno the one I've been carrying around with me every day for the last 8 months?