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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17205 on: March 06, 2011, 12:14:43 AM »
Quote from: YOURMUM on March 05, 2011, 11:58:28 PM
My dog snaps at me when I try to take him for a bath.

Oh but don't worry, I'll get him eventually.



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You'll be a piss poor example of an evil nun if you don't.  :hahaha:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17206 on: March 06, 2011, 04:53:31 AM »
I woke up last night with gut-pain after eating some undercooked rice.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17207 on: March 06, 2011, 05:13:12 AM »
Quote from: Peter on March 06, 2011, 04:53:31 AM
I woke up last night with gut-pain after eating some undercooked rice.

You seem to have a very sensitive gut.  :(
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17208 on: March 06, 2011, 05:17:31 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 06, 2011, 05:13:12 AM
Quote from: Peter on March 06, 2011, 04:53:31 AM
I woke up last night with gut-pain after eating some undercooked rice.

You seem to have a very sensitive gut.  :(

It might also have been the nibbed cashew nuts; they're a bit like trying to digest sharp gravel if I don't chew them thoroughly.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17209 on: March 06, 2011, 08:21:25 AM »
Fucking hate scousers, cunts
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17210 on: March 06, 2011, 09:01:58 AM »
Quote from: Peter on March 06, 2011, 05:17:31 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 06, 2011, 05:13:12 AM
Quote from: Peter on March 06, 2011, 04:53:31 AM
I woke up last night with gut-pain after eating some undercooked rice.

You seem to have a very sensitive gut.  :(

It might also have been the nibbed cashew nuts; they're a bit like trying to digest sharp gravel if I don't chew them thoroughly.

Do you think that you might have diverticulitis?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17211 on: March 06, 2011, 09:13:32 AM »
the rat dog next door

yap yap yap

i would put it in one of these for exercise :hamsterwheel: instead of letting it in the garden
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yap yap yap  all bloody day
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17212 on: March 06, 2011, 12:36:40 PM »
Quote from: Callaway on March 06, 2011, 09:01:58 AM
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Quote from: Peter on March 06, 2011, 04:53:31 AM
I woke up last night with gut-pain after eating some undercooked rice.

You seem to have a very sensitive gut.  :(

It might also have been the nibbed cashew nuts; they're a bit like trying to digest sharp gravel if I don't chew them thoroughly.

Do you think that you might have diverticulitis?

No, the pain was while my stomach was emptying it's contents into my small intestine, and I think it was just a case of undercooked and underchewed food irritating my pyrolic sphincter as it passed through.  I'm pretty sure that the only thing wrong with my gastrointestinal system is the food that I sometimes put in it.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17213 on: March 06, 2011, 05:00:11 PM »
Quote from: Peter on March 06, 2011, 12:36:40 PM
Quote from: Callaway on March 06, 2011, 09:01:58 AM
Quote from: Peter on March 06, 2011, 05:17:31 AM
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Quote from: Peter on March 06, 2011, 04:53:31 AM
I woke up last night with gut-pain after eating some undercooked rice.

You seem to have a very sensitive gut.  :(

It might also have been the nibbed cashew nuts; they're a bit like trying to digest sharp gravel if I don't chew them thoroughly.

Do you think that you might have diverticulitis?

No, the pain was while my stomach was emptying it's contents into my small intestine, and I think it was just a case of undercooked and underchewed food irritating my pyrolic sphincter as it passed through.  I'm pretty sure that the only thing wrong with my gastrointestinal system is the food that I sometimes put in it.

Still, your system seems very sensitive, at least to me. I've eaten plenty of undercooked and hard foods
and I never have that kind of pain. How often do you experience this?   :orly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17214 on: March 06, 2011, 05:29:05 PM »
The cakes my mother made taste way too good.
I have to restrain myself, another piece is not a good idea at all.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17215 on: March 06, 2011, 06:27:19 PM »
the plug wouldn't come out the sink,  so i yanked it,  and yanked it so the ring thing came off,  plug still in sink but had nowhere to grip it grrrrr so i stabbed it with a knife and it came out -  but now i got no plug :( :( :(
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17216 on: March 06, 2011, 06:29:18 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on March 06, 2011, 05:29:05 PM
The cakes my mother made taste way too good.
I have to restrain myself, another piece is not a good idea at all.

what cakes are they!  i want cake now!!!  :lol:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17217 on: March 06, 2011, 06:31:33 PM »
Intestinal problems :thumbdn:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17218 on: March 06, 2011, 06:39:05 PM »
Quote from: parts on March 06, 2011, 06:31:33 PM
Intestinal problems :thumbdn:

Still? Are you going to the doctor?  ???
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17219 on: March 06, 2011, 06:40:59 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 06, 2011, 06:39:05 PM
Quote from: parts on March 06, 2011, 06:31:33 PM
Intestinal problems :thumbdn:

Still? Are you going to the doctor?  ???

No doctor yet they are getting better.  My son had something similar a week ago
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