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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17160 on: March 03, 2011, 04:57:18 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 03, 2011, 04:21:09 AM
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Involuntary caffeine withdrawal. FUCK!

I hate those mean little caffeine-withdrawal headaches!  :grrr:

I hate the caffeine-withdrawal "help, my legs are made of lead" effect.  My recent attempts at staying away from caffeine have had a large effect on my motor control, but things are gradually returning to normal.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17161 on: March 03, 2011, 06:24:19 AM »
Having those lead-limbs with or without caffeine the past few days. I think someone replaced my blood with half dry treacle during a night.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17162 on: March 03, 2011, 08:48:25 AM »
That stupid neighbor still hasn't gotten his/her clothes out of the dryer! To hell with it, I am washing my clothes right now,
and when they are done in the washer, I'm putting the neighbor's damp clothes on top of the dryer so I can use it!   :grrr:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17163 on: March 03, 2011, 09:07:18 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 03, 2011, 08:48:25 AM
That stupid neighbor still hasn't gotten his/her clothes out of the dryer! To hell with it, I am washing my clothes right now,
and when they are done in the washer, I'm putting the neighbor's damp clothes on top of the dryer so I can use it!   :grrr:


i can think of some real funny things you could do to teach them a proper lesson >:D
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17164 on: March 03, 2011, 09:09:40 AM »
Quote from: bodaccea on March 03, 2011, 09:07:18 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 03, 2011, 08:48:25 AM
That stupid neighbor still hasn't gotten his/her clothes out of the dryer! To hell with it, I am washing my clothes right now,
and when they are done in the washer, I'm putting the neighbor's damp clothes on top of the dryer so I can use it!   :grrr:


i can think of some real funny things you could do to teach them a proper lesson >:D

You and the urchin, working together, could probably scar them for life!  :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17165 on: March 03, 2011, 11:03:14 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 03, 2011, 08:48:25 AM
That stupid neighbor still hasn't gotten his/her clothes out of the dryer! To hell with it, I am washing my clothes right now,
and when they are done in the washer, I'm putting the neighbor's damp clothes on top of the dryer so I can use it!   :grrr:

Show that neighbor what happens when he dumps his load without respecting your needs!  :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17166 on: March 03, 2011, 11:10:49 AM »
Quote from: Semicolon on March 03, 2011, 11:03:14 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 03, 2011, 08:48:25 AM
That stupid neighbor still hasn't gotten his/her clothes out of the dryer! To hell with it, I am washing my clothes right now,
and when they are done in the washer, I'm putting the neighbor's damp clothes on top of the dryer so I can use it!   :grrr:

Show that neighbor what happens when he dumps his load without respecting your needs!  :P

:evilplus:  Yes, my needs are of paramount importance!
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17167 on: March 03, 2011, 01:00:08 PM »
The bloody external drive refuses to cooperate.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17168 on: March 03, 2011, 01:04:49 PM »
Lutra is a pussy.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17169 on: March 04, 2011, 01:11:18 AM »
Trying to will myself to get up and make that cup of peppermint tea.  Fucking laziness  :thumbdn:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17170 on: March 04, 2011, 04:40:32 AM »
I made my bacardi & coke too strong :-\
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17171 on: March 04, 2011, 04:48:50 AM »
Quote from: YOURMUM on March 04, 2011, 04:40:32 AM
I made my bacardi & coke too strong :-\

Too much Coke? Awww, it happens. :angel:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17172 on: March 04, 2011, 04:54:11 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 04, 2011, 04:48:50 AM
Quote from: YOURMUM on March 04, 2011, 04:40:32 AM
I made my bacardi & coke too strong :-\

Too much Coke? Awww, it happens. :angel:

Nooo, too much bacardi in it :laugh:. Now it doesn't taste very nice.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17173 on: March 04, 2011, 04:57:28 AM »
Quote from: YOURMUM on March 04, 2011, 04:54:11 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 04, 2011, 04:48:50 AM
Quote from: YOURMUM on March 04, 2011, 04:40:32 AM
I made my bacardi & coke too strong :-\

Too much Coke? Awww, it happens. :angel:

Nooo, too much bacardi in it :laugh:. Now it doesn't taste very nice.

Sort of like  :whatthe:  ?  Maybe you should  add more Coke!
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #17174 on: March 04, 2011, 05:40:21 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 04, 2011, 04:57:28 AM
Quote from: YOURMUM on March 04, 2011, 04:54:11 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 04, 2011, 04:48:50 AM
Quote from: YOURMUM on March 04, 2011, 04:40:32 AM
I made my bacardi & coke too strong :-\

Too much Coke? Awww, it happens. :angel:

Nooo, too much bacardi in it :laugh:. Now it doesn't taste very nice.

Sort of like  :whatthe:  ?  Maybe you should  add more Coke!

She's been VERY quiet....maybe she added more BACARDI?  :zombiefuck:
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