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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14685 on: September 24, 2010, 02:42:04 AM »
My dog took a shit on the rug in the sitting room last night.

Hope it cleans up easily.  :sick:

It won't.  It's a thick, shaggy woollen rug, and the shit's soaked right into it.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14686 on: September 24, 2010, 02:48:57 AM »
My dog took a shit on the rug in the sitting room last night.

Hope it cleans up easily.  :sick:

It won't.  It's a thick, shaggy woollen rug, and the shit's soaked right into it.

Was your dog sick then?  ???
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14687 on: September 24, 2010, 05:11:21 AM »
My dog took a shit on the rug in the sitting room last night.

Hope it cleans up easily.  :sick:

It won't.  It's a thick, shaggy woollen rug, and the shit's soaked right into it.

Was your dog sick then?  ???

I think she just really needed to shit.  I walked her twice yesterday and she'd pooped on the walks, but mum was away for the past couple of days, so she was a bit unsettled and out of her usual routine.  She woke me up at 05:30 this morning and was agitated and excited, so I got up and let her out thinking she'd seen a fox from the window, then went to bed again when she came back in.  I discovered the poop on the rug when I got up again later on, and I think she probably did it before she managed to wake me at 05:30; I sleep quite deeply, and don't tend to wake up easily.  She'd eaten most of it, and mooshed it into the rug in the process, but I took it outside and was able to clean it fairly well with washing up liquid and the garden hose.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14688 on: September 24, 2010, 05:20:01 AM »
My dog took a shit on the rug in the sitting room last night.

Hope it cleans up easily.  :sick:

It won't.  It's a thick, shaggy woollen rug, and the shit's soaked right into it.

Was your dog sick then?  ???

I think she just really needed to shit.  I walked her twice yesterday and she'd pooped on the walks, but mum was away for the past couple of days, so she was a bit unsettled and out of her usual routine.  She woke me up at 05:30 this morning and was agitated and excited, so I got up and let her out thinking she'd seen a fox from the window, then went to bed again when she came back in.  I discovered the poop on the rug when I got up again later on, and I think she probably did it before she managed to wake me at 05:30; I sleep quite deeply, and don't tend to wake up easily.  She'd eaten most of it, and mooshed it into the rug in the process, but I took it outside and was able to clean it fairly well with washing up liquid and the garden hose.

I'm glad everything seems to have worked out OK. I am a longtime dogsitter for shelties owned by friends,
and I have seen how sensitive dogs can be to changes in routine, especially if one of their beloved people is away. :heart:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14689 on: September 24, 2010, 07:11:36 AM »
Eaten most of it! :sick:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14690 on: September 24, 2010, 09:03:43 AM »
Eaten most of it! :sick:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14691 on: September 24, 2010, 09:09:53 AM »
Eaten most of it! :sick:

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My thoughts exactly.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14692 on: September 24, 2010, 01:33:37 PM »
Pepsi is well nice

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14693 on: September 24, 2010, 02:24:53 PM »
Pepsi is well nice

Yeah those fucking Pepsi people what the hell are they thinking :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14694 on: September 24, 2010, 02:26:07 PM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14695 on: September 24, 2010, 02:41:10 PM »
Neck still hurts like fuck. Why does it have to be like that? Seems some part of me is always hurting these days?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14696 on: September 24, 2010, 02:46:12 PM »
Neck still hurts like fuck. Why does it have to be like that? Seems some part of me is always hurting these days?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14697 on: September 24, 2010, 02:48:19 PM »
I've been wondering if I have arthritis. How does one check this?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14698 on: September 24, 2010, 03:38:43 PM »
I've been wondering if I have arthritis. How does one check this?

Have no clue on that, but with fibro they poke you until they hit the right spots and you scream. ;)

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14699 on: September 24, 2010, 03:52:15 PM »
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