Just one quick bitch ...

[Osensitive1]

At least they weren't at the door.

[P7PSP]

Seven yes seven telemarketers left messages on my work phone today

Fucking douchebags.

[Parts]

At least they weren't at the door.

I wasn't home,  my dog keeps them back from the door most times that and the go away signs

["couldbecousin"]

At least they weren't at the door.

I wasn't home,  my dog keeps them back from the door most times that and the go away signs

Do you display that old computer tower with the ax embedded in it?
That might give door-to-door salespeople even more incentive to stay away. 

[The_Chosen_One]

I have a 'Born Again Pagan' sticker on my electricity meter box. Somehow, I never get bothered by JWs.

[Queen Victoria]

My sister once saw the Mormons in the neighborhood while she was on the porch.  She went inside, took off her clothes and answered the door nude.  She didn't know that bicycle tires could smoke if you peel out fast enough.

[P7PSP]

Fucking sister trying to mooch $250 from me. It's not my fucking fault you have successfully evaded work for over 20 years and don't have the credit to get a fucking signature loan for $250. Too many times is too many times! Fuck that!

[Icequeen]

My sister once saw the Mormons in the neighborhood while she was on the porch.  She went inside, took off her clothes and answered the door nude.  She didn't know that bicycle tires could smoke if you peel out fast enough.

*takes notes for next JW invasion*

[Queen Victoria]

Fucking sister trying to mooch $250 from me. It's not my fucking fault you have successfully evaded work for over 20 years and don't have the credit to get a fucking signature loan for $250. Too many times is too many times! Fuck that!

  

[Callaway]

My sister once saw the Mormons in the neighborhood while she was on the porch.  She went inside, took off her clothes and answered the door nude.  She didn't know that bicycle tires could smoke if you peel out fast enough.

 :lol:

I would never have the guts to do that.  My husband invites them in and asks them questions until they want to leave.

 :lol:

[Callaway]

Seven yes seven telemarketers left messages on my work phone today

I had a door-to-door guy from Edward Jones at my door trying to sell me financial planning services.

 

[odeon]

My neck hurts today.

[Peter]

My dog took a shit on the rug in the sitting room last night.

["couldbecousin"]

My dog took a shit on the rug in the sitting room last night.

Hope it cleans up easily. 

[Charlotte Quin]

My sister once saw the Mormons in the neighborhood while she was on the porch.  She went inside, took off her clothes and answered the door nude.  She didn't know that bicycle tires could smoke if you peel out fast enough.

 :lol:

I would never have the guts to do that.  My husband invites them in and asks them questions until they want to leave.

 :lol:

I have a hanging hex ornament on my door for people like them.










I'm lying, I don't, but I wlll get one when I get my own place one day