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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14265 on: August 31, 2010, 10:39:22 AM »
Some of these official city trash bags are cheap junk! They rip too easily!  :thumbdn:

Did you but them from the city?   Cities tend to go with low bid

Yes, you buy them at the store, they are bright yellow and have a special logo on them. If you put trash out in any other kind of bag,
the sanitation workers won't pick it up. The large-sized bags are OK, the small ones are made of chiffon or something.  :laugh:

Here we get wheelie bins for the garbage guys; only thing is, they have to be lined up so the prongs on the truck can hoist them.

And I have teenage sons that wheel them in and out on pickup day for me  :green:

I just thought of something that could be fun - get some Great Danes or Huskies, put some reins on them and use the wheelies for chariot races.

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« Reply #14266 on: August 31, 2010, 01:08:31 PM »
Whenever D tells his mum he wants to move in with his dad, she leaves the room and then comes back in crying. Who the fuck treats their kids like that?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14267 on: August 31, 2010, 01:34:22 PM »
Cops banging on the door at 115AM last night my wife got to it first they shined the flashlights in her eyes and asked for someone we did not know but had our last name >:(
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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« Reply #14268 on: August 31, 2010, 02:17:08 PM »
Cops banging on the door at 115AM last night my wife got to it first they shined the flashlights in her eyes and asked for someone we did not know but had our last name >:(




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« Reply #14269 on: August 31, 2010, 02:25:12 PM »
Jerks. What's wrong with being polite. to protect and to serve... right.
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« Reply #14270 on: August 31, 2010, 02:26:56 PM »
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« Reply #14271 on: August 31, 2010, 02:36:35 PM »
Jerks. What's wrong with being polite. to protect and to serve... right.

Seems it's more like serve themselves and protect themselves.

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« Reply #14272 on: August 31, 2010, 02:39:21 PM »
Jerks. What's wrong with being polite. to protect and to serve... right.

Seems it's more like serve themselves and protect themselves.

More like getting "respect" by the means of bringing fear, instead of really earning respect.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14273 on: August 31, 2010, 02:44:13 PM »
"ugh, stupid appointments, it was ok but I hated every single second of it"
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« Reply #14274 on: August 31, 2010, 02:45:38 PM »
My hip feels weird.
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« Reply #14275 on: August 31, 2010, 03:21:21 PM »
My hip feels weird.

Is it anything like the time I cut a tendon in my finger and felt like the finger was vomiting purple?
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« Reply #14276 on: August 31, 2010, 03:24:43 PM »
My hip feels weird.

Is it anything like the time I cut a tendon in my finger and felt like the finger was vomiting purple?

Not exactly. The bloody thing hurts and itches - inside, and at the same time.
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« Reply #14277 on: August 31, 2010, 05:14:55 PM »
I missed it again, my girlfriend was expecting me to call her but only just realized just now.
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« Reply #14278 on: August 31, 2010, 06:33:42 PM »
I missed it again, my girlfriend was expecting me to call her but only just realized just now.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #14279 on: August 31, 2010, 07:00:25 PM »
Too stressed too much going in to handle with my satisfaction 
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