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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13980 on: August 20, 2010, 08:56:04 PM »
Our lights just flickered.
I did not know that Dirt Dawgs anger could do that!  :laugh:

His anger is quite impressive.  But I think it is more likely just a fleeting brown-out.
Like he had a shart?  :zombiefuck:

Ouch 
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13981 on: August 20, 2010, 08:57:43 PM »
That would be annoying enough to bitch about and embarrassing  :hahaha: enough to not bitch about.  :indeed:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13982 on: August 21, 2010, 12:05:22 AM »
Weakling: it's just the way he is. Don't worry about it. We've all gotten used to it. We my not understand it, but we've gotten used to it.

(Says me expecting to get a mouthful of abuse  :LOL: )


You do not know anything about me, so shut the fuck up, you miserable, myceliate, yeast infected, stinking cunt!!

I do not even know who the fuck you are and you still presume to know me.  You, bitch, are an idiot bastard's offspring from a whole line of idiot bastards!!!


This is not abuse, it is opinion.



Well, opinions are like arseholes... Everybody has one.

And I've been called worse and survived.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13983 on: August 21, 2010, 02:42:11 AM »
Chrysopses, horseflies, gadflies, what ever you name it, still attracted to the wet clay. It's hot, and I can't have my door open.  :thumbdn:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13984 on: August 21, 2010, 07:44:48 AM »
One of the cats climbed up the wall leaving deep claw marks
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13985 on: August 21, 2010, 02:01:34 PM »
Chrysopses, horseflies, gadflies, what ever you name it, still attracted to the wet clay. It's hot, and I can't have my door open.  :thumbdn:

I have read that a ziplock bag filled partially with water and a copper penny (or other suitable copper coin) and hung from the top of a door frame will keep flies from entering the house.  The theory is that the coin and the bag look like an enormous spider and it's web.

Also, to keep ants from entering a house mark the door sill with chalk.  It definitely has kept the ants from Buckingham Palace, now I just need a way to get rid of the newspapermen.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13986 on: August 21, 2010, 02:42:06 PM »
Chrysopses, horseflies, gadflies, what ever you name it, still attracted to the wet clay. It's hot, and I can't have my door open.  :thumbdn:

I have read that a ziplock bag filled partially with water and a copper penny (or other suitable copper coin) and hung from the top of a door frame will keep flies from entering the house.  The theory is that the coin and the bag look like an enormous spider and it's web.

Also, to keep ants from entering a house mark the door sill with chalk.  It definitely has kept the ants from Buckingham Palace, now I just need a way to get rid of the newspapermen.

So tempted to try that, just because the plastic bag will burst because of boisterous young ladies walking underneath it.  :zoinks:

Ants here don't mind chalk, but, they do dislike pepper, peppermint, or onion-powder. So, unless they are very brave, I am safe of them. (Do have a weird invasion at the front door now and then, but less often than once a year.)
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13987 on: August 21, 2010, 04:10:05 PM »
Foul mood now.  >:(
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13988 on: August 21, 2010, 04:13:45 PM »
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13989 on: August 21, 2010, 04:14:52 PM »
Foul mood now.  >:(

Why?  :-\

Lousy end to a good day. Had one of those really unnecessary fights.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13990 on: August 21, 2010, 04:17:47 PM »
Foul mood now.  >:(

Why?  :-\

Lousy end to a good day. Had one of those really unnecessary fights.

I hate fights.  :(
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13991 on: August 22, 2010, 01:41:41 PM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13992 on: August 22, 2010, 02:01:15 PM »
One of the kids broke their phone AGAIN
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13993 on: August 22, 2010, 02:23:13 PM »
One of the kids broke their phone AGAIN

Give the kid his mom's old pink one till he can afford a new one.  :evillaugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13994 on: August 22, 2010, 02:24:35 PM »
One of the kids broke their phone AGAIN

Give the kid his mom's old pink one till he can afford a new one.  :evillaugh:
:lol: You are evil.