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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13920 on: August 18, 2010, 02:22:11 PM »
Quote from: Icequeen on August 18, 2010, 12:13:51 PM
Shouldn't have bought fancy curtain rods at the dollar store.  :duh:

They looked nice, but one episode of a 12lb cat swinging from the drapes and these fucking things are going to be toast.

Can you put a wooden dowel inside them to reinforce them?  It probably wouldn't cost much.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13921 on: August 18, 2010, 03:24:52 PM »
My right wrist hurts (no, not from THAT).
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13922 on: August 18, 2010, 04:19:57 PM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on August 18, 2010, 11:27:43 AM
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I don't think I like my new haircut and I'm having trouble styling it the way I want.

I like how it looks when I get out of bed in the morning though :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13923 on: August 18, 2010, 04:20:53 PM »
Quote from: odeon on August 18, 2010, 03:24:52 PM
My right wrist hurts (no, not from THAT).

You know it is from THAT, postwhoring does get to your wrist.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13924 on: August 18, 2010, 04:48:12 PM »
Quote from: Weakling on August 18, 2010, 02:22:11 PM
Quote from: Icequeen on August 18, 2010, 12:13:51 PM
Shouldn't have bought fancy curtain rods at the dollar store.  :duh:

They looked nice, but one episode of a 12lb cat swinging from the drapes and these fucking things are going to be toast.

Can you put a wooden dowel inside them to reinforce them?  It probably wouldn't cost much.

Good idea! I think that just might work too. :thumbup:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13925 on: August 19, 2010, 04:37:20 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on August 18, 2010, 04:20:53 PM
Quote from: odeon on August 18, 2010, 03:24:52 PM
My right wrist hurts (no, not from THAT).

You know it is from THAT, postwhoring does get to your wrist.

Oh. :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13926 on: August 19, 2010, 05:41:24 AM »
Quote from: Icequeen on August 18, 2010, 12:13:51 PM
Shouldn't have bought fancy curtain rods at the dollar store.  :duh:

They looked nice, but one episode of a 12lb cat swinging from the drapes and these fucking things are going to be toast.

I love the mental picture, thanks for a giggle!  :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13927 on: August 19, 2010, 05:45:24 AM »
There is a mosquito in the apartment. Not that that necessarily will affect me...I get maybe 2 or 3 bites per year, recently killed a mosquito right in my bedroom that was completely empty of blood! Apparently they'd rather starve than bite me! I must be a real badass!  :tooledup:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13928 on: August 19, 2010, 06:00:53 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on August 19, 2010, 05:45:24 AM
There is a mosquito in the apartment. Not that that necessarily will affect me...I get maybe 2 or 3 bites per year, recently killed a mosquito right in my bedroom that was completely empty of blood! Apparently they'd rather starve than bite me! I must be a real badass!  :tooledup:

Did you check it's gender? The male ones don't bite.  :asthing:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13929 on: August 19, 2010, 06:38:18 AM »
They bite plants.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13930 on: August 19, 2010, 06:49:20 AM »
We need to bite back.  :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13931 on: August 19, 2010, 06:54:19 AM »
Protien?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13932 on: August 19, 2010, 06:55:59 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on August 19, 2010, 06:00:53 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on August 19, 2010, 05:45:24 AM
There is a mosquito in the apartment. Not that that necessarily will affect me...I get maybe 2 or 3 bites per year, recently killed a mosquito right in my bedroom that was completely empty of blood! Apparently they'd rather starve than bite me! I must be a real badass!  :tooledup:

Did you check it's gender? The male ones don't bite.  :asthing:

It was a girl. Poor bitch, maybe somebody told her she looked fat!  :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13933 on: August 19, 2010, 06:58:45 AM »
Kill it. :smashviolin:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #13934 on: August 19, 2010, 06:59:48 AM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on August 19, 2010, 06:58:45 AM
Kill it. :smashviolin:

I did, days ago. The one that's alive now is not within my reach at the moment.
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