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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #12645 on: May 20, 2010, 11:59:44 AM »
I'm the cause of this bitch.  Now that I'm a "Frequent Poster" I keep misreading it as "Frequent Poser."
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #12646 on: May 20, 2010, 12:05:12 PM »
Quote from: Callaway on May 20, 2010, 04:31:52 AM
Quote from: Weakling on May 19, 2010, 09:52:12 PM
I have a sewing machine.  It just needs to be fixed.  Husband doesn't like going to school functions, too many people in a gym with bad acoustics.  So he was out of sorts.  And I wasn't in the best of moods because of the unreasonable expectations I have for myself, but hey, I'm getting better about accepting less than totality and perfection.
   

What is wrong with your sewing machine?

Daughter decided to sew without permission and lost the sewing foot.  I"m too disorganized to go out and buy one and I really need to buy a sewing table since I had to throw away the last one when it went rickety.  We had to get rid of a bathroom because we couldn't afford the repair, so the plumber gutted it.  It will be my sewing room as soon as I overcome my procrastination, laziness, disorganizationa and hoarding.   Gee, aint' I human? :2thumbsup:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #12647 on: May 20, 2010, 12:23:25 PM »
it is way too hot today
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #12648 on: May 20, 2010, 02:57:00 PM »
Way to many mechanical problems with the machines at work today have to go back tomorrow to finish
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #12649 on: May 20, 2010, 03:55:39 PM »
headache god this is awful
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #12650 on: May 20, 2010, 07:29:27 PM »
Quote from: skyblue1 on May 20, 2010, 11:33:52 AM
every now and then it would be nice to have someone that I can say "I love you " to

 :agreed: I'm pretty content living alone, but still...
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #12651 on: May 20, 2010, 07:46:05 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 20, 2010, 07:29:27 PM
Quote from: skyblue1 on May 20, 2010, 11:33:52 AM
every now and then it would be nice to have someone that I can say "I love you " to

 :agreed: I'm pretty content living alone, but still...

Just say it to a random person to see there reaction
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #12652 on: May 20, 2010, 07:51:40 PM »
Quote from: parts on May 20, 2010, 07:46:05 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 20, 2010, 07:29:27 PM
Quote from: skyblue1 on May 20, 2010, 11:33:52 AM
every now and then it would be nice to have someone that I can say "I love you " to

 :agreed: I'm pretty content living alone, but still...

Just say it to a random person to see there reaction

Here are some of the reactions I'd probably get:


1.) :zombiefuck:


2.) :sick:


3.) :LMAO:


4.) :runaway:


and let's not forget:



5.) :litigious:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #12653 on: May 20, 2010, 08:09:56 PM »
I'm fat.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #12654 on: May 20, 2010, 08:12:14 PM »
Youze not FAT could, youze just stuffed with goodness.   
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #12655 on: May 20, 2010, 08:17:49 PM »
Quote from: Weakling on May 20, 2010, 08:12:14 PM
Youze not FAT could, youze just stuffed with goodness.   

Awww, youze nice. :asthing:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #12656 on: May 21, 2010, 12:40:36 AM »
I have a headache.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #12657 on: May 21, 2010, 03:50:15 AM »
Late mail, doesn't bode well.
Will probably be a shitload.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #12658 on: May 21, 2010, 05:14:16 AM »
I was awake again before dawn, coughing. Now I'm tired. :thumbdn:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #12659 on: May 21, 2010, 05:18:00 AM »
Banks holding checks but telling you they aren;t
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