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Offline Adam

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10560 on: October 29, 2009, 04:18:01 AM »
w2ow no ones been moaning lately

i need to gey a shower before the workmen get here but i just fuciing cant be ARSES
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10561 on: October 29, 2009, 04:23:10 AM »
i wish i could find out where  millas cat is or what happpened to him :(
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10562 on: October 29, 2009, 06:31:16 AM »
Quote from: Smike on October 29, 2009, 04:23:10 AM
i wish i could find out where  millas cat is or what happpened to him :(

Wait...what happened to Milla's cat?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10563 on: October 29, 2009, 07:58:28 AM »
My right buttcheek hurts. I pulled a muscle but I don't know how. Yes, you all need to know this. Carry on.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10564 on: October 29, 2009, 12:05:47 PM »
* Callaway tries to imagine how someone pulls just one butt cheek muscle.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10565 on: October 29, 2009, 12:16:16 PM »
Quote from: Callaway on October 29, 2009, 12:05:47 PM
* Callaway tries to imagine how someone pulls just one butt cheek muscle.

:lol: If I knew, I'd tell ya. I haven't clue. The left buttcheek is dandy. The right one? Not so much. No bruises. It's a mystery.  :chin:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10566 on: October 29, 2009, 01:21:02 PM »
teen drama :hair:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10567 on: October 29, 2009, 03:36:25 PM »
Quote from: Celticgoddess on October 29, 2009, 12:16:16 PM
Quote from: Callaway on October 29, 2009, 12:05:47 PM
* Callaway tries to imagine how someone pulls just one butt cheek muscle.

:lol: If I knew, I'd tell ya. I haven't clue. The left buttcheek is dandy. The right one? Not so much. No bruises. It's a mystery.  :chin:

Just one false move can do that. Needs time or a thorough massage to get rid off.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10568 on: October 29, 2009, 04:58:40 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on October 29, 2009, 03:36:25 PM
Quote from: Celticgoddess on October 29, 2009, 12:16:16 PM
Quote from: Callaway on October 29, 2009, 12:05:47 PM
* Callaway tries to imagine how someone pulls just one butt cheek muscle.

:lol: If I knew, I'd tell ya. I haven't clue. The left buttcheek is dandy. The right one? Not so much. No bruises. It's a mystery.  :chin:

Just one false move can do that. Needs time or a thorough massage to get rid off.

Anyone care to massage my arse? :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10569 on: October 29, 2009, 05:45:12 PM »


 :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10570 on: October 29, 2009, 05:51:31 PM »
Wait I think I know you. :chin: Do you have a resume? Please submit it to my inbox and I'll let you know if you have the job.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10571 on: October 29, 2009, 06:02:56 PM »


Quote from: Celticgoddess on October 29, 2009, 05:51:31 PM
Do you have a resume?


No, but I do know the owner of the company.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10572 on: October 29, 2009, 06:10:22 PM »
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on October 29, 2009, 06:02:56 PM


Quote from: Celticgoddess on October 29, 2009, 05:51:31 PM
Do you have a resume?


No, but I do know the owner of the company.

Can the owner of the company vouch for your skills? We're dealing with delicate property here.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10573 on: October 29, 2009, 06:16:19 PM »


Hmmm... I do tend to get a little rough when I really get into something.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10574 on: October 29, 2009, 06:19:46 PM »
Well, I'm a risk taker. You're hired.  :orly:

(and I'm off to take a bath. Be back in 20)
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