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« Reply #10455 on: October 24, 2009, 06:44:59 AM »
I just spilt my cereal onto myself.  Way to go me.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10456 on: October 24, 2009, 06:51:02 AM »
I just spilt my cereal onto myself.  Way to go me.

Is this a regular morning ritual or is today just a special occassion? ;)

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« Reply #10457 on: October 24, 2009, 06:59:18 AM »
I just spilt my cereal onto myself.  Way to go me.

Is this a regular morning ritual or is today just a special occassion? ;)

With my rates of clumsiness in steady increase, I think this has the potential of becoming a regular feature   :-\

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10458 on: October 24, 2009, 09:46:34 AM »
I just spilt my cereal onto myself.  Way to go me.

cereal has this habit of getting into this exponential centrifugal rotating action once in the bowl.
i pick the bowl up, and for each step i take, the swirly splish-sploshy motion increases and increases, untill im spraying cereals all over the walls

i have to this day never tasted cereals, apart from the droplets that hit my face, on my way to the table.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10459 on: October 24, 2009, 09:51:07 AM »


jesus man, how far away is the table? and are you sprinting?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10460 on: October 24, 2009, 10:05:43 AM »
I just spilt my cereal onto myself.  Way to go me.

cereal has this habit of getting into this exponential centrifugal rotating action once in the bowl.
i pick the bowl up, and for each step i take, the swirly splish-sploshy motion increases and increases, untill im spraying cereals all over the walls

i have to this day never tasted cereals, apart from the droplets that hit my face, on my way to the table.
:needpics:
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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« Reply #10461 on: October 24, 2009, 12:43:39 PM »
Eurgh.  There is no easy way is there?

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« Reply #10462 on: October 24, 2009, 12:52:04 PM »
I just spilt my cereal onto myself.  Way to go me.

cereal has this habit of getting into this exponential centrifugal rotating action once in the bowl.
i pick the bowl up, and for each step i take, the swirly splish-sploshy motion increases and increases, untill im spraying cereals all over the walls

i have to this day never tasted cereals, apart from the droplets that hit my face, on my way to the table.
:needpics:

although pouring milk in my face for pics and your amusement probably would amuse you, and i like amusing people

i wont :]

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10463 on: October 24, 2009, 05:55:49 PM »
Why would someone at iTunes classify Michael Buble as pop and Frank Sinatra as Rock? What are these people smoking? Now I have 139 songs that I have to change the genre on manually. Le sigh.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10464 on: October 25, 2009, 06:44:06 AM »
Eurgh.  There is no easy way is there?

Press down the top with you hand. Works for me.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10465 on: October 25, 2009, 07:10:52 AM »
Got to clean today
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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« Reply #10466 on: October 25, 2009, 08:06:53 AM »
Eurgh.  There is no easy way is there?

Press down the top with you hand. Works for me.

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My bitch for today is: I'm too lazy to pack

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10467 on: October 25, 2009, 09:53:30 AM »
absolute fucking scum

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« Reply #10468 on: October 25, 2009, 11:04:13 AM »
Eurgh.  There is no easy way is there?

Press down the top with you hand. Works for me.

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My bitch for today is: I'm too lazy to pack


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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10469 on: October 25, 2009, 12:14:03 PM »
My aunt died yesterday and I will end up missing the funeral because my biological father will be there and I don't feel like being nice to that mf. I also do not want to subject that side of my family to bs of that nature.

I'm sorry for your loss. :(
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