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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10050 on: September 28, 2009, 05:32:15 PM »
lol my cat tried chasing an insect once. Well, she doesn't chase them as such. She just wonders over to them slowly, and by the time she's got theree they've flown off

She just likes to sleep and cuddle now really. Like me  :P

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10051 on: September 28, 2009, 05:33:22 PM »
Killed it  8)


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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10052 on: September 28, 2009, 05:38:59 PM »
When ever there is a moth in the bathroom I try an spray it with my wife's hair spray they stiffen up and fall to the ground
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« Reply #10053 on: September 28, 2009, 05:40:58 PM »
I wish Olka were more cuddly.

My friend's cat Tos is wonderfully cuddlyable though, he's awesome and he knows it  :lol:  He always climbs into people's laps and demands to be stroked.  Meh, if only my friend didn't move to the middle of fucking nowhere  :thumbdn:

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« Reply #10054 on: September 28, 2009, 05:41:26 PM »
I whack bugs with books.  Or magazines.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10055 on: September 28, 2009, 08:16:37 PM »
The only thing more annoying than taking care of my fingernails is taking care of my toenails.  I wish they'd just stay short and decently shaped with no help needed.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10056 on: September 28, 2009, 11:39:44 PM »
The only thing more annoying than taking care of my fingernails is taking care of my toenails.  I wish they'd just stay short and decently shaped with no help needed.
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I hate how the edges of the skin like to grow over the sides of the toe nails, requiring it to be trimmed in order to tidy everything up. My ex never took care of any of her nails. She just bit and pulled on them, making them scratchy as hell. Couldn't stand rubbing legs together with her as I would always end up with a bunch of bloody scratches like I'd been mauled by a cat!

Of course, you can always find some guy with a foot fetish who will take care of them for you.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10057 on: September 28, 2009, 11:54:18 PM »
Your ex bit her toenails? Fuck, she must have either been good at Yoga or double jointed.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10058 on: September 29, 2009, 12:01:44 AM »
I had my eyes checked today and I have to have glasses because i'm near-sighted and can't see that well in the distance Like subtitles on my 24" TV six ft away from me)
It's not wearing them that bothers me it's the fact that it's a new pain in the ass responsibility. I lose things easily and those things aren't cheap and I don't want to have one of those string or cord things around my neck that the other special needs people I know wear so they don't lose them.
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« Reply #10059 on: September 29, 2009, 12:15:39 AM »
Ew, biting toenails  :thumbdn:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10060 on: September 29, 2009, 12:26:16 AM »
Feet are the most grotesque things on the planet.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10061 on: September 29, 2009, 01:46:10 AM »
I had my eyes checked today and I have to have glasses because i'm near-sighted and can't see that well in the distance Like subtitles on my 24" TV six ft away from me)
It's not wearing them that bothers me it's the fact that it's a new pain in the ass responsibility. I lose things easily and those things aren't cheap and I don't want to have one of those string or cord things around my neck that the other special needs people I know wear so they don't lose them.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10062 on: September 29, 2009, 04:50:48 AM »
nvlddmkm.dll gave me a shitload of trouble, and was the sole cause of nearly every bluescreen I've seen on this box. (others include trying to access protected memory, overheats, and having one program try to access the active memory of another ( Tweak for Dwarf Fortress)).
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10063 on: September 29, 2009, 04:52:08 AM »
I had my eyes checked today and I have to have glasses because i'm near-sighted and can't see that well in the distance Like subtitles on my 24" TV six ft away from me)
It's not wearing them that bothers me it's the fact that it's a new pain in the ass responsibility. I lose things easily and those things aren't cheap and I don't want to have one of those string or cord things around my neck that the other special needs people I know wear so they don't lose them.
Could just wear them all the time, would take a bit of time. Or go for contacts.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #10064 on: September 29, 2009, 06:47:34 AM »
nvlddmkm.dll gave me a shitload of trouble, and was the sole cause of nearly every bluescreen I've seen on this box. (others include trying to access protected memory, overheats, and having one program try to access the active memory of another ( Tweak for Dwarf Fortress)).
That is what I get!
My computer is getting old...

Do you have the latest Nvidia drives ? Have you installed SP2 for Vista?