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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9765 on: September 05, 2009, 10:21:03 AM »
Damnit, burnt the roof of my mouth from eating a hot burrito, and it still hurts 12 hours later.
My quick bitch:  Your signature confuses it's and its.

(I have no idea why that awakened the latent grammar nazi within me, but it did.  Normally that annoying little bitch lies dormant, lest it kill me with cognitive dissonance.)

Well at least you pointed it out, I didn't even notice it. :facepalm2:

Fixed now.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9766 on: September 05, 2009, 10:25:04 AM »
lol thanks. :laugh:
Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9767 on: September 05, 2009, 10:58:52 AM »
When you have 666 posts, it says the devil or some crap, how come we can't have it say something when your karma is 69?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9768 on: September 05, 2009, 03:40:33 PM »
When you have 666 posts, it says the devil or some crap, how come we can't have it say something when your karma is 69?

Because it would require a lot of scripting. The 666 posts label is really just a named member group consisting of those with 666 posts and the required functionality itself is built into the software, but there's nothing that can connect a karma event to a member group label, as far as I know.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9769 on: September 05, 2009, 05:53:57 PM »
Damnit, burnt the roof of my mouth from eating a hot burrito, and it still hurts 12 hours later.
My quick bitch:  Your signature confuses it's and its.

(I have no idea why that awakened the latent grammar nazi within me, but it did.  Normally that annoying little bitch lies dormant, lest it kill me with cognitive dissonance.)

Well at least you pointed it out, I didn't even notice it. :facepalm2:

Fixed now.
I'm so happy you did that, I decided to 69 you.   :thumbup:


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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9770 on: September 05, 2009, 06:09:48 PM »
got to get up at 330 am tomorrow for the market
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9771 on: September 05, 2009, 07:49:02 PM »
Ate all fucking day

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9772 on: September 05, 2009, 08:08:47 PM »
Too lazy to cook or get out of the house.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9773 on: September 06, 2009, 09:07:37 AM »
Was supposed to help my friend at the markets and then go and see my family for Father's Day. I did neither. I stayed home and slept. Pretty sure if I weren't autistic I could handle all this.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9774 on: September 06, 2009, 09:10:40 AM »
:hug:

I get like that often myself  :-\  I make plans and cancel them at the last minute because I can't handle going out  ::)

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9775 on: September 06, 2009, 09:12:00 AM »
i hate fucking sundays no where's ever fucking open on fucking sundays so there's fuck all to do  :finger: >:( :finger:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9776 on: September 06, 2009, 09:21:01 AM »


Fucking social anxiety. I could have gone and done something this weekend (it's a holiday weekend here in the U.S.), but I can't even handle picking up the phone and making a simple phone call sometimes.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9777 on: September 06, 2009, 11:23:23 AM »
i hate making phone calls too dude
phones are for fucktards

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9778 on: September 06, 2009, 03:41:57 PM »
Bloody humidity is too much for me today.  :grrr:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9779 on: September 06, 2009, 03:53:25 PM »
I got sun burn on my face
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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