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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9735 on: September 04, 2009, 05:11:28 AM »
sick >:(
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9736 on: September 04, 2009, 07:51:24 AM »
Damnit, burnt the roof of my mouth from eating a hot burrito, and it still hurts 12 hours later.
Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9737 on: September 04, 2009, 09:21:41 AM »
Damnit, burnt the roof of my mouth from eating a hot burrito, and it still hurts 12 hours later.
My quick bitch:  Your signature confuses it's and its.

(I have no idea why that awakened the latent grammar nazi within me, but it did.  Normally that annoying little bitch lies dormant, lest it kill me with cognitive dissonance.)
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9738 on: September 04, 2009, 09:35:10 AM »
Damnit, burnt the roof of my mouth from eating a hot burrito, and it still hurts 12 hours later.
My quick bitch:  Your signature confuses it's and its.

(I have no idea why that awakened the latent grammar nazi within me, but it did.  Normally that annoying little bitch lies dormant, lest it kill me with cognitive dissonance.)

Well at least you pointed it out, I didn't even notice it. :facepalm2:

Fixed now.
Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9739 on: September 04, 2009, 09:36:57 AM »
Wait, did it fix now? God damn it.
Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9740 on: September 04, 2009, 09:44:33 AM »
Wait, did it fix now? God damn it.

The first 'its' worked, but the second one needs fixing.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9741 on: September 04, 2009, 09:50:08 AM »
Okay, the fucker's fixed now. :laugh:
Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9742 on: September 04, 2009, 10:19:27 AM »
I was reprimamded at work for stating my religion was Environmentalism and somebody was offended by this. ??? :wanker:

I am seriously considering filing a discrimination complaint. The only thing holding me backis that too many good people would get mixed up in it.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9743 on: September 04, 2009, 10:22:53 AM »
That's fucking ludicrous  :thumbdn:  What about freedom of religion?  What kind of a loser could be offended by Enviromentalism anyway? :elvis:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9744 on: September 04, 2009, 10:34:25 AM »
Don't know! Maybe it was a lie by my supervisor's boss who was trying to scare me into doing her bidding, which included violating my Environmental edicts on not wasting when not absolutely necessary. I had replied in an e-mail quotng the definition of religion not being about deities but core beliefs and value systems, then said, "Environmentalism is my religion!" This was my reply to the request to do something against my principles. This bitch made all kinds of threats and played the power card on me and demanded I violate my principles or face disciplinary action. I did not comply with "request" and had a very hard time keeping back the laugjher as she played her power move. I told her evryone else may fear you in this place, but I don't. Do what you must, but I am not compomising my beliefs.
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Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9745 on: September 04, 2009, 10:39:47 AM »
What a fucked up situation  :-\

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9746 on: September 04, 2009, 10:41:34 AM »
I'm growing a beard but it itches.  :facepalm2:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9747 on: September 04, 2009, 10:43:15 AM »
I'm growing a beard but it itches.  :facepalm2:

I know the feeling, growing one right now too.
Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9748 on: September 04, 2009, 12:28:33 PM »
Don't know! Maybe it was a lie by my supervisor's boss who was trying to scare me into doing her bidding, which included violating my Environmental edicts on not wasting when not absolutely necessary. I had replied in an e-mail quotng the definition of religion not being about deities but core beliefs and value systems, then said, "Environmentalism is my religion!" This was my reply to the request to do something against my principles. This bitch made all kinds of threats and played the power card on me and demanded I violate my principles or face disciplinary action. I did not comply with "request" and had a very hard time keeping back the laugjher as she played her power move. I told her evryone else may fear you in this place, but I don't. Do what you must, but I am not compomising my beliefs.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9749 on: September 04, 2009, 02:33:19 PM »
I'm growing a beard but it itches.  :facepalm2:

I always give up in the end cos my beard looks pathetic in addition to itching.
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