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Offline Phlexor

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9495 on: August 12, 2009, 04:40:26 AM »
Quote from: claude on August 12, 2009, 03:58:17 AM
my dad has some freak in his room and i wanna make some fucking popcorn

i just dont wanna have my dad explain why his 33 yr old live in son is making popcorn at 3 in the morning



Why, what is there to explain? Midnight snacks don't have to happen exactly on midnight  :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9496 on: August 12, 2009, 05:15:34 AM »
i opted fpr the less noisy fritos and cream cheese

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9497 on: August 12, 2009, 06:26:25 AM »
MY FUCKING ANKLE!!!!!
OWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
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stay the fuck out of it

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9498 on: August 12, 2009, 07:09:50 AM »
Quote from: iceman1985 on August 12, 2009, 06:26:25 AM
MY FUCKING ANKLE!!!!!
OWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

Well at least you still have your other, non-fucking, ankle.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9499 on: August 12, 2009, 08:29:51 AM »
Quote from: iceman1985 on August 12, 2009, 06:26:25 AM
MY FUCKING ANKLE!!!!!
OWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

What did you do to it?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9500 on: August 12, 2009, 08:30:43 AM »
Hit it with a hammer.  :boxers: :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9501 on: August 12, 2009, 09:05:42 AM »
Goddamn dog bit me. Acted all friendly, hanging over his fence and panting and wagging his tail. Put my hand out for a shiff, and CHOMP. Kinda made me mad, dude.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9502 on: August 12, 2009, 09:16:05 AM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on August 12, 2009, 09:05:42 AM
Goddamn dog bit me. Acted all friendly, hanging over his fence and panting and wagging his tail. Put my hand out for a shiff, and CHOMP. Kinda made me mad, dude.

Must be an aspie dog.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9503 on: August 12, 2009, 09:29:51 AM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on August 12, 2009, 09:05:42 AM
Goddamn dog bit me. Acted all friendly, hanging over his fence and panting and wagging his tail. Put my hand out for a shiff, and CHOMP. Kinda made me mad, dude.

Your the 'Cat Whisperer of the Aspie Elite' what do you expect :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9504 on: August 12, 2009, 09:35:20 AM »


Quote from: RageBeoulve on August 12, 2009, 09:05:42 AM
Goddamn dog bit me. Acted all friendly, hanging over his fence and panting and wagging his tail. Put my hand out for a shiff, and CHOMP. Kinda made me mad, dude.


Kill it. It's the only way they'll learn.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9505 on: August 12, 2009, 09:39:25 AM »
 :agreed:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9506 on: August 12, 2009, 09:50:04 AM »
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on August 12, 2009, 09:35:20 AM


Quote from: RageBeoulve on August 12, 2009, 09:05:42 AM
Goddamn dog bit me. Acted all friendly, hanging over his fence and panting and wagging his tail. Put my hand out for a shiff, and CHOMP. Kinda made me mad, dude.


Kill it. It's the only way they'll learn.

Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9507 on: August 12, 2009, 09:59:43 AM »
You kill the little devils! That'll teach them a hell of a lesson! Neutron bomb them! :arrr: :arrr: :arrr:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9508 on: August 12, 2009, 10:00:50 AM »
Quote from: TheoK on August 12, 2009, 09:59:43 AM
You kill the little devils! That'll teach them a hell of a lesson! Neutron bomb them! :arrr: :arrr: :arrr:

Wouldn't some type of neutron gun be better?  8)
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #9509 on: August 12, 2009, 10:01:43 AM »
Quote from: Phlexor on August 12, 2009, 10:00:50 AM
Quote from: TheoK on August 12, 2009, 09:59:43 AM
You kill the little devils! That'll teach them a hell of a lesson! Neutron bomb them! :arrr: :arrr: :arrr:

Wouldn't some type of neutron gun be better?  8)

Sure would.  8)
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