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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8880 on: June 14, 2009, 10:22:37 AM »
Quote from: parts on June 14, 2009, 10:17:53 AM
Been told to cut back on Coca Cola one of my few joys in life  >:(

Can't you drink Diet Coke or Coke Zero instead?  Albeit the former is supposedly cancerous but still  :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8881 on: June 14, 2009, 10:33:21 AM »
sweeteners are horrible neurotoxins
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8882 on: June 14, 2009, 01:11:50 PM »
A cunt I fell out with is refusing to return me my copy of the Watchmen  :grrr:  I also gave her The Bell Jar  :-\
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8883 on: June 14, 2009, 01:13:32 PM »
A cunt I fell out of is refusing to return me my hat
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8884 on: June 14, 2009, 01:16:14 PM »
i need to pee
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8885 on: June 14, 2009, 01:18:49 PM »
Quote from: SovaNu on June 14, 2009, 01:16:14 PM
i need to pee

Is your pee very yellow or almost transparent?  :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8886 on: June 14, 2009, 02:32:02 PM »
Quote from: TheoK on June 14, 2009, 01:18:49 PM
Quote from: SovaNu on June 14, 2009, 01:16:14 PM
i need to pee

Is your pee very yellow or almost transparent?  :P

SHUT the fuck up and drink it, fool. You don't even have to ask. You know you want to!
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8887 on: June 14, 2009, 02:33:16 PM »
 :agreed:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8888 on: June 14, 2009, 02:34:39 PM »
Linda's piss was the best I ever drank. It was sweet, deliscious girl pee.  :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8889 on: June 14, 2009, 02:57:18 PM »
Quote from: Mała Mi on June 14, 2009, 10:22:37 AM
Quote from: parts on June 14, 2009, 10:17:53 AM
Been told to cut back on Coca Cola one of my few joys in life  >:(

Can't you drink Diet Coke or Coke Zero instead?  Albeit the former is supposedly cancerous but still  :laugh:

One of my few allergies is to artificial sweeteners.  Though I'd lose a lot of weight if I began drinking them everyday :puke:  but wouldn't be able to get out of bed
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8890 on: June 14, 2009, 03:54:15 PM »
Quote from: Mała Mi on June 14, 2009, 01:11:50 PM
A cunt I fell out with is refusing to return me my copy of the Watchmen  :grrr:  I also gave her The Bell Jar  :-\
Wow, that sucks.   Damn good comic/graphic novel.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8891 on: June 15, 2009, 03:05:04 PM »
My old school is a complete shithole for kids with AS. Some other suspected aspie-tard (aged 11/12) is going through hell there now, and has now been accused of stealing by the supposed special education woman (a bitch from what I remember).

Those bastards can go suck some autistic cock  :thumbdn:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8892 on: June 15, 2009, 03:06:14 PM »
School shooting time?  :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8893 on: June 15, 2009, 03:07:02 PM »
Hell I would if I weren't so cowardly  :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8894 on: June 15, 2009, 03:07:26 PM »
 :-\
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