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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8820 on: June 11, 2009, 12:15:23 PM »
Quote from: TheoK on June 11, 2009, 12:12:35 PM
Quote from: Le Revenant on June 11, 2009, 09:18:06 AM
I hate:

my fucking stepdad goes through my stuff when I'm at school  :grrr:

stupid cunts who put their shite music on loudspeaker on the bus and force me to endure it.

the tube strike due to which I have to put up with the above and spend 2 and a half hours travelling to college  >:(

Now you see why gun laws are cowardly. If you lived in Vermont, you could just buy a gun and kill your step dad.

Shooting is not the only way you can kill someone.  Believe me, I've spent many days fantasising about the ways I could kill him  :zoinks:  If I mess up my life absolutely, I'd do it because then I would have nothing to lose.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8821 on: June 11, 2009, 12:15:56 PM »
Quote from: Le Revenant on June 11, 2009, 09:18:06 AM
I hate:

my fucking stepdad goes through my stuff when I'm at school  :grrr:

stupid cunts who put their shite music on loudspeaker on the bus and force me to endure it.

the tube strike due to which I have to put up with the above and spend 2 and a half hours travelling to college  >:(

Leave him some mouse traps hidden in the backs of your drawers  >:D
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8822 on: June 11, 2009, 12:17:04 PM »
Quote from: Le Revenant on June 11, 2009, 12:15:23 PM
Quote from: TheoK on June 11, 2009, 12:12:35 PM
Quote from: Le Revenant on June 11, 2009, 09:18:06 AM
I hate:

my fucking stepdad goes through my stuff when I'm at school  :grrr:

stupid cunts who put their shite music on loudspeaker on the bus and force me to endure it.

the tube strike due to which I have to put up with the above and spend 2 and a half hours travelling to college  >:(

Now you see why gun laws are cowardly. If you lived in Vermont, you could just buy a gun and kill your step dad.

Shooting is not the only way you can kill someone.  Believe me, I've spent many days fantasising about the ways I could kill him  :zoinks:  If I mess up my life absolutely, I'd do it because then I would have nothing to lose.

Anything can be a weapon. Theres objects all around me at the moment  that I could kill a decent sized grown man with.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8823 on: June 11, 2009, 12:17:40 PM »
Quote from: odeon on June 10, 2009, 12:31:06 PM
Quote from: PPK on June 10, 2009, 05:56:26 AM
Did your Guinea Pig have a claimed IQ of 145 in the dream?

:LMAO:

what's that supposed to mean?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8824 on: June 11, 2009, 12:17:57 PM »
Quote from: parts on June 11, 2009, 12:15:56 PM
Quote from: Le Revenant on June 11, 2009, 09:18:06 AM
I hate:

my fucking stepdad goes through my stuff when I'm at school  :grrr:

stupid cunts who put their shite music on loudspeaker on the bus and force me to endure it.

the tube strike due to which I have to put up with the above and spend 2 and a half hours travelling to college  >:(

Leave him some mouse traps hidden in the backs of your drawers  >:D

 :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8825 on: June 11, 2009, 12:19:01 PM »
Quote from: SovaNu on June 11, 2009, 12:17:40 PM
Quote from: odeon on June 10, 2009, 12:31:06 PM
Quote from: PPK on June 10, 2009, 05:56:26 AM
Did your Guinea Pig have a claimed IQ of 145 in the dream?

:LMAO:

what's that supposed to mean?

:rofl:

Lit  :lol:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8826 on: June 11, 2009, 12:20:02 PM »
lol it was not lit.

Quote from: RageBeoulve on June 10, 2009, 04:56:12 PM
Quote from: Shleed. on June 10, 2009, 03:47:28 PM
You're that much of a dry-arse that you don't even touch alcohol?

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What.

I agree. What the fuck trigger. ???

that must be weird. don't you wanna find out what it's like?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8827 on: June 11, 2009, 12:20:26 PM »
Quote from: SovaNu on June 11, 2009, 12:17:40 PM
Quote from: odeon on June 10, 2009, 12:31:06 PM
Quote from: PPK on June 10, 2009, 05:56:26 AM
Did your Guinea Pig have a claimed IQ of 145 in the dream?

:LMAO:

what's that supposed to mean?

Isn't it obvious?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8828 on: June 11, 2009, 12:31:05 PM »
It all tastes so bad and I have no desire to be incapacitated, so why bother? Milk, Mountain Dew, Kool-Aid, and water refresh me. That is what I drink for...refreshment. I was always the designated driver and rather enjoyed being the only one who could remember what happened the next day. It's not about being prudish, not that it matters. It doesn't make logical sense for me to drink alcohol. I'd never sell the shit either! :zoinks:

Quote from: RageBeoulve on June 10, 2009, 04:56:12 PM
Quote from: Shleed. on June 10, 2009, 03:47:28 PM
You're that much of a dry-arse that you don't even touch alcohol?

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What.

I agree. What the fuck trigger. ???
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8829 on: June 11, 2009, 12:32:40 PM »
Quote from: Trigger11 on June 11, 2009, 12:31:05 PM
It all tastes so bad and I have no desire to be incapacitated, so why bother? Milk, Mountain Dew, Kool-Aid, and water refresh me. That is what I drink for...refreshment. I was always the designated driver and rather enjoyed being the only one who could remember what happened the next day. It's not about being prudish, not that it matters. It doesn't make logical sense for me to drink alcohol. I'd never sell the shit either! :zoinks:

Quote from: RageBeoulve on June 10, 2009, 04:56:12 PM
Quote from: Shleed. on June 10, 2009, 03:47:28 PM
You're that much of a dry-arse that you don't even touch alcohol?

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What.

I agree. What the fuck trigger. ???

Good on you  8) I've gone off alcohol
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8830 on: June 11, 2009, 12:43:30 PM »
I drink more Wild Turkey now. :glug:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8831 on: June 11, 2009, 12:44:33 PM »
The Pet Shop Boys did not have a soft sale today for those of us on the inside with the local promoter. That sucks because they are playing a small, classy venue, as always, and tickets are going to sell quickly tomorrow morning. I will have to purchase from my iPhone as my son will be graduating from Kindergarten when they go on sale. The show is on my freakin' birthday, so I ain't missing it. I enjoy being the only straight guy without a date at Pet Shop Boys' shows. Got interviewed by MTV back in 90 or 91 at their first ever US show in Miami.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8832 on: June 11, 2009, 02:47:37 PM »
My bloody laptop froze. :grrr:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8833 on: June 11, 2009, 02:48:19 PM »
Blow it up. :toporly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8834 on: June 11, 2009, 03:38:57 PM »
Quote from: odeon on June 11, 2009, 12:20:26 PM
Quote from: SovaNu on June 11, 2009, 12:17:40 PM
Quote from: odeon on June 10, 2009, 12:31:06 PM
Quote from: PPK on June 10, 2009, 05:56:26 AM
Did your Guinea Pig have a claimed IQ of 145 in the dream?

:LMAO:

what's that supposed to mean?

Isn't it obvious?

Only to those of us with relative IQs approaching room temperature.

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