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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8700 on: June 04, 2009, 04:40:50 AM »
The large transient current in a lightning strike generates a similarly large and transient magnetic field that can induce currents in nearby conductive mediums (like human body tissues), even if they're electrically isolated from the strike.  A Faraday cage provides protection against both the direct electrical current and the EMP from a strike, but the degree to which it protects the interior of the cage from the EMP depends on the thickness and skin depth of the conductor used and the size of any gaps in the cage relative to the wavelength of the EMP.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8701 on: June 04, 2009, 06:21:17 AM »
She's okay. She said when it happened her hands buzzed and tingled and then started twitching. She's 10 and those are her words. We kept an eye out on her for awhile and made sure everything was calmed down before putting her back in bed. Scary indeed!
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8702 on: June 04, 2009, 06:35:57 AM »
My apple seedlings have aphids on them.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8703 on: June 04, 2009, 06:36:58 AM »
I'm 23, and I feel about 80.  I'm too fucking old for zits!!!
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8704 on: June 04, 2009, 06:37:57 AM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8705 on: June 04, 2009, 06:39:04 AM »
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"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8706 on: June 04, 2009, 06:52:45 AM »
OK. You wouldn't understand if I said "lay a pizza" either, I guess?  ;)
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8707 on: June 04, 2009, 06:53:32 AM »
Quote from: TheoK on June 04, 2009, 06:52:45 AM
OK. You wouldn't understand if I said "lay a pizza" either, I guess?  ;)

Actually yeah. Lol. :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8708 on: June 04, 2009, 08:54:38 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on June 04, 2009, 06:36:58 AM
I'm 23, and I feel about 80.  I'm too fucking old for zits!!!

Hate to break it to you, but zits never completely go away. They just migrate to new locations! :zoinks:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8709 on: June 04, 2009, 11:53:28 AM »
Just heard on the national news that a small boy in my county was killed last night by a lightning strike on a basbeball field. Kinda makes you wonder what they were doing still on the field when the lightning started. It had been going on for quite some time.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8710 on: June 04, 2009, 12:29:11 PM »
Caterpillars have devoured my best gooseberry bush.  It's one of the disadvantages of having a garden that could pass for a wildlife reserve.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8711 on: June 04, 2009, 12:29:59 PM »
Those cowardly caterpillars! :tantrum: :GA:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8712 on: June 04, 2009, 12:39:57 PM »
Quote from: TheoK on June 04, 2009, 06:52:45 AM
OK. You wouldn't understand if I said "lay a pizza" either, I guess?  ;)

Does that have something to do with 'experimentation' like in American Pie?
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Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8713 on: June 04, 2009, 12:41:48 PM »
Quote from: Trigger11 on June 04, 2009, 12:39:57 PM
Quote from: TheoK on June 04, 2009, 06:52:45 AM
OK. You wouldn't understand if I said "lay a pizza" either, I guess?  ;)

Does that have something to do with 'experimentation' like in American Pie?

Mmm...kind of. It usually occurs after heavy drinking for instance.  :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8714 on: June 04, 2009, 01:33:04 PM »
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Now there's a thought! Hmmm...I wonder what it would be like to be a pussy????

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I posted a crying emoticon! That means I think it makes me cry, since I find it difficult to express true emotions.

I can't tell if you're joking or not dude. If you're actually uncomfortable about an avatar kissing your avatar... yeah actually I do find that pretty amusing man. My apologies.

Then you are not very nice! :P

Don't be such a pussy.  ::)

Moist. Tee hee. :eyebrows:

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