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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8670 on: June 02, 2009, 03:08:42 PM »
I don't need a pool. I live 400 meters from the sea.  :zoinks:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8671 on: June 02, 2009, 03:14:10 PM »
I don't need a pool. I live 400 meters from the sea.  :zoinks:


... and what temperature is the water?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8672 on: June 02, 2009, 03:20:16 PM »
Right now about 11-12 degrees at most. But it can actually become 26-28 degrees in late June and in July.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8673 on: June 02, 2009, 03:25:24 PM »
I posted a crying emoticon! That means I think it makes me cry, since I find it difficult to express true emotions.

I can't tell if you're joking or not dude. If you're actually uncomfortable about an avatar kissing your avatar... yeah actually I do find that pretty amusing man. My apologies.

Then you are not very nice! :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8674 on: June 02, 2009, 04:45:31 PM »
I posted a crying emoticon! That means I think it makes me cry, since I find it difficult to express true emotions.

I can't tell if you're joking or not dude. If you're actually uncomfortable about an avatar kissing your avatar... yeah actually I do find that pretty amusing man. My apologies.

Then you are not very nice! :P

Don't be such a pussy.  ::)
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8675 on: June 02, 2009, 05:14:54 PM »
Long Island Sound is a tidal estuary and has a mud bottom i most places it sucks for swimming  :violin:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8676 on: June 02, 2009, 05:31:07 PM »
Right now about 11-12 degrees at most. But it can actually become 26-28 degrees in late June and in July.

My pool is 18 degrees Centigrade, right now. It's too cold for me to enjoy, but in another day it should reach the temperature of an overly air conditioned indoor space in summer (around twenty two Centigrade or maybe twenty three if the sun and warm temperatures hold out during the day), which I CAN handle, being completely naked.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8677 on: June 02, 2009, 10:04:31 PM »
Right now about 11-12 degrees at most. But it can actually become 26-28 degrees in late June and in July.

My pool is 18 degrees Centigrade, right now. It's too cold for me to enjoy, but in another day it should reach the temperature of an overly air conditioned indoor space in summer (around twenty two Centigrade or maybe twenty three if the sun and warm temperatures hold out during the day), which I CAN handle, being completely naked.



But the heat is transferred away from your body much more efficiently by the water than the air.  That's why you can be perfectly comfortable in shirtsleeves in 18 degree C (65 degree F) air but your teeth can be chattering in 21 degree C (70 degree F) water.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8678 on: June 03, 2009, 07:23:43 AM »
I'm booooooooooooooooooored.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8679 on: June 03, 2009, 08:34:35 AM »
Now there's a thought! Hmmm...I wonder what it would be like to be a pussy????

I posted a crying emoticon! That means I think it makes me cry, since I find it difficult to express true emotions.

I can't tell if you're joking or not dude. If you're actually uncomfortable about an avatar kissing your avatar... yeah actually I do find that pretty amusing man. My apologies.

Then you are not very nice! :P

Don't be such a pussy.  ::)
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8680 on: June 03, 2009, 09:16:27 AM »
Now there's a thought! Hmmm...I wonder what it would be like to be a pussy????

I posted a crying emoticon! That means I think it makes me cry, since I find it difficult to express true emotions.

I can't tell if you're joking or not dude. If you're actually uncomfortable about an avatar kissing your avatar... yeah actually I do find that pretty amusing man. My apologies.

Then you are not very nice! :P

Don't be such a pussy.  ::)

Moist. Tee hee. :eyebrows:
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They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8681 on: June 03, 2009, 09:33:48 AM »
I have two quick bitches.

1) Having to post on here via my iPhone during the day. It sucks not being able to access the site anymore on my network in the office. It is slow going thumb-typing and I am prone to errors, which I am have to go fix when I become aware of them.

2) My bladder and bowel not coordinating. It is annoying to get up to take a wicked pisser and then ten minutes later have an urgent rush to the restroom for a BM. Why can't these two get their acts together and be more efficient?
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Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
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I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8682 on: June 03, 2009, 12:46:27 PM »
2) My bladder and bowel not coordinating. It is annoying to get up to take a wicked pisser and then ten minutes later have an urgent rush to the restroom for a BM. Why can't these two get their acts together and be more efficient?

Haha, yeah me too. Going to the toilet is enough of an interruption as it is. Going twice in 10mins more so.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8683 on: June 03, 2009, 12:58:06 PM »
2) My bladder and bowel not coordinating. It is annoying to get up to take a wicked pisser and then ten minutes later have an urgent rush to the restroom for a BM. Why can't these two get their acts together and be more efficient?

Haha, yeah me too. Going to the toilet is enough of an interruption as it is. Going twice in 10mins more so.

HeyYEAH dude! Me too.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8684 on: June 03, 2009, 02:16:55 PM »
I may have Gabriel, again, helping me, or some such supernatural anomaly chasing me and trying to make me succumb to charm through buying my worship.

Actually, I think Gabriel has adopted my wife to protect as he has me. Or maybe he just watches after her car to help me not have to suffer more earthly disasters. We've had some shit come our way lately, to be honest, and yet we've come past it with hardly a scrape. I know it's Gabriel watching over me as he has done in the past.

My wife's car was parked in between seven other cars during last night's massive hailstormstorm. Three cars on one side of her car had windows blown out and four cars on the other side had windows (front and back, one even with side windows blown out) blown out. One car was totaled out, another is close to a full loss, all but hers had massive dents and paint removed in quantity. (She has never owned a phone with a camera before and she took lots of pictures - lol)

Her car, which was parked directly in the middle of all these cars which were massively damaged by the hailstormstorm has twenty two little tiny, barely the depth of a the thickness of a playing card Ace, almost completely invisible dents that I doubt that the insurance agent will be able to see in bright sunlight and no other damage at all.
NONE!!  No damage, while the other cars suffered massive damage, including severe dents from large hail.

There were already insurance agents on the scene, taking pictures of the damage in the parking lot, when she got back to the truck barn at UPS, last night, and asking where her car had been parked while the storm went through. All these people were pissed that her car was not damaged at all, as theirs were, because they all knew that she had left at the same time that they had left and yet her car was hardly touched, while two or more people are likely going to have to replace their cars, from severe storm damaeg. It looks like hers had a "shield"  around it of some sort. If Gabriel comes to me again, I may HAVE re-think some things, but there are not any scientific explanations for what has happened.


My only way of making sense of any of this is to assume that, as before, when I really need to be protected, Gabriel came to my aid and made my time here less troublesome.

Don't worry, I'm not going all Christian on you guys,  but there are too many things that have happened over my entire life to allow me the comfort of rejecting the existence of some force beyond what this simple world is capable of showing us in a set of personifications of things we can fully understand. Hail COP?   ... watching after my wife's car?   ...  bullshit!! 

Gabriel, again. That's what I see.

« Last Edit: June 03, 2009, 02:19:14 PM by DirtDawg »
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