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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8565 on: May 22, 2009, 05:29:42 PM »
Nevermind.

I see you are talking about bombs. Bombs bore me, sorry. BTDT. Bombs no longer hold my interest.

... except for tiny ones that lead to new ways to portray gore in the theatre. I still love the theatre.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8566 on: May 22, 2009, 05:34:15 PM »
Bombs are funny. You can make them here in Sweden too.   :zoinks:



They're from Skåne, so they're half Danish=crazy.  :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8567 on: May 22, 2009, 05:36:29 PM »
"A not so whole lawnmower".  :green:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8568 on: May 22, 2009, 06:27:54 PM »

Meh. Seen it before.

What was the point?
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Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8569 on: May 23, 2009, 01:04:35 AM »
Have you ever seen a flying lawnmower before?  :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8570 on: May 23, 2009, 02:53:49 AM »
Quote from: TheoK on May 23, 2009, 01:04:35 AM
Have you ever seen a flying lawnmower before?  :P

That would be the best thing ever
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8571 on: May 23, 2009, 04:00:59 AM »
Quote from: Dacian on May 23, 2009, 02:53:49 AM
Quote from: TheoK on May 23, 2009, 01:04:35 AM
Have you ever seen a flying lawnmower before?  :P

That would be the best thing ever

Flying lawnmower:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8572 on: May 23, 2009, 04:59:37 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on May 22, 2009, 05:27:51 PM
Quote from: odeon on May 22, 2009, 05:12:27 PM
It would be funny if I did it, but not a lot of fun.

So, you're saying that I need to get a life?

'kay . .. ... .... ..... ...... ....... ........ .........


I thought it was valid. Fuck me.

I was referring to Lit's comment.

HE does need to get a life, and I think he agrees.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8573 on: May 23, 2009, 11:48:45 PM »
The first two things I posted about in the other thread!
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8574 on: May 24, 2009, 10:07:56 AM »
Quote from: TheoK on May 23, 2009, 01:04:35 AM
Have you ever seen a flying lawnmower before?  :P

Haven't seen much grass up in the sky, so yeah....  :orly:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8575 on: May 24, 2009, 10:11:18 AM »
Well, at least I didn't actually hit it yet, because I think I know where it's going.  I'm fuckin' cursed, I tells ya.  *facepalm*
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8576 on: May 24, 2009, 12:57:00 PM »
Quote from: odeon on May 23, 2009, 04:59:37 PM
Quote from: DirtDawg on May 22, 2009, 05:27:51 PM
Quote from: odeon on May 22, 2009, 05:12:27 PM
It would be funny if I did it, but not a lot of fun.

So, you're saying that I need to get a life?

'kay . .. ... .... ..... ...... ....... ........ .........


I thought it was valid. Fuck me.

I was referring to Lit's comment.

HE does need to get a life, and I think he agrees.

OH!

.. but I doubt that he would agree with you, since he professes to be some sort of pirate, yet claims to cling to laziness and drug abuse as a way of life, depending upon others to make way for him, then whining like a triple-slapped bitchslave when anyone asks for his resume. 

I think if I was a real life pirate, I would reject him, outright, and I am certain that I could outscale him on the ratlines, possibly calculate a heading as well from only a few stars and likely take his sword away as a deck game, but, more importantly, I have treasures to show for the efforts I've made.


"We brave, few pirates actually have standards, you see." 



What sort of pirate claims only sloth as his treasure?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8577 on: May 24, 2009, 01:12:49 PM »
I get $12000/year for doing nothing. That's not bad, even if I deserve better, of course.  8)
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8578 on: May 24, 2009, 01:20:36 PM »
Quote from: TheoK on May 24, 2009, 01:12:49 PM
I get $12000/year for doing nothing. That's not bad, even if I deserve better, of course.  8)

We make more than ten times that, combined (my retirement dividend was almost five times that and I went back to work to make our lives better), and enjoy a higher standard of living, I expect.

I do not deserve any better than WE can do for ourselves, though.

I am not a socialist, by true definition.
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Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8579 on: May 24, 2009, 01:27:18 PM »
My parents earn about that sum as well. What's the big deal? Nothing is better than having 24 hours/day for yourself.
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