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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8550 on: May 20, 2009, 07:15:46 AM »
I need a new mouse; the left button on this one is running out of clicks.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8551 on: May 20, 2009, 08:03:00 AM »
Hairs slowly disappear from the top of the head and grow back in the ears and nose instead. Damned INEVITABILITY OF GRADUALNESS!  :zombiefuck:  :yikes: :tinfoil:  :GA: :tantrum: :soapbox: :arrr:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8552 on: May 20, 2009, 10:20:52 AM »
I need a new mouse; the left button on this one is running out of clicks.

Maybe you just need to feed it some cheese.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8553 on: May 20, 2009, 01:31:45 PM »
Spiders!  Too many spiders today :zombiefuck:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8554 on: May 21, 2009, 06:13:59 AM »
Fuck, I'm bored.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8555 on: May 22, 2009, 11:50:27 AM »
I get a Nintendo DSlite for my birthday from my wife and now she complains that I play it too much. What did she think I was going to do with it.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8556 on: May 22, 2009, 11:56:43 AM »
I am in NYC and I hate NYC! The only thing I will do in this wretched place is take a big, fat dump!
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8557 on: May 22, 2009, 02:44:01 PM »
I can't decide if this is a bitch or if it should make someone laugh, but it made me laugh.

Last night, I jumped on the computer for a while and browsed a few forums. My cat had repeatedly asked permission to "lapdance" with me as I sat. I wasn't in a snuggly mode, so I sent her on her way twice. Then, my daughter wanted more to eat, so I complied (she is kind of slim and I do not disallow her food when she actually wants to eat.)

When I returned to the computer the cat was lying across my keyboard!!   :hahaha:

I was searching the Comcast site when I left, but upon return I noticed that my "Tab bar"  was really full. Obviously, something the cat was doing had opened some extra tabs. I decided to use caution and hit the "X" to close Firefox.

Pop-up Windows Dialog box and warning sound:

"You are about to close 432 tabs. Doing so may slow down your computer. Do you really want to close 432 tabs?"

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Honestly, a version or two ago of Firefox, I could not open more than twenty or so tabs without having problems with FF, which monopolised the CPU time and hogged up half the RAM.
I became curious and decided to close all tabs at once. It took about a minute, but XP did not crash and FF did OK, too.
Talk about extreme abuse! The kitty is not allowed to browse using tabs anymore.
« Last Edit: May 22, 2009, 02:49:35 PM by DirtDawg »
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8558 on: May 22, 2009, 02:49:29 PM »
I fell asleep early and now I probably can't go to sleep again.  :-\

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8559 on: May 22, 2009, 04:16:04 PM »
I don't know what to do. :-\
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8560 on: May 22, 2009, 04:53:23 PM »
Fuck, I'm bored.
That does tend to alleviate boredom, yes.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8561 on: May 22, 2009, 05:07:49 PM »
Fuck, I'm bored.
That does tend to alleviate boredom, yes.

Still bored, though.  :eyelash:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8562 on: May 22, 2009, 05:10:34 PM »
Do something funny. Make a bomb.  :zoinks:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8563 on: May 22, 2009, 05:12:27 PM »
It would be funny if I did it, but not a lot of fun.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #8564 on: May 22, 2009, 05:27:51 PM »
It would be funny if I did it, but not a lot of fun.

So, you're saying that I need to get a life?

'kay . .. ... .... ..... ...... ....... ........ .........


I thought it was valid. Fuck me.
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