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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7920 on: February 25, 2009, 06:06:39 PM »
Stiffed by the church again what assholes
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7921 on: February 25, 2009, 06:16:51 PM »
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Sex is what you do INSTEAD OF sleeping.  :orly:
Lol, I tried that last semester; turns out I actually need frequent sleep slightly more than I need frequent sex.

You need to set your priorities straight.
Oh come on!  I mean, it's not like I have a prospect of either gender ready to hop into bed with me right now who I actually want to sleep with, but I think lesbian sex would be every bit as worth sarcificing sleep for as straight sex.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7922 on: February 25, 2009, 06:26:07 PM »
Quote from: parts on February 25, 2009, 06:06:39 PM
Stiffed by the church again what assholes


God:
"So sue me!"



(On a serious note, sue the church. It has been over thirty days, right? In the business world a debt more than thirty days old is grounds for a law suit.)
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7923 on: February 25, 2009, 06:30:53 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on February 25, 2009, 06:26:07 PM
Quote from: parts on February 25, 2009, 06:06:39 PM
Stiffed by the church again what assholes


God:
"So sue me!"



(On a serious note, sue the church. It has been over thirty days, right? In the business world a debt more than thirty days old is grounds for a law suit.)

They told me they would have it tomorrow.  I have a lawyer that will call them for $50 the other option is putting a lien on the church.  One of my suppliers knows all the stuff to do and is ready to do the paperwork for me
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7924 on: February 25, 2009, 10:16:40 PM »
That hot chocolate tasted poopy  :finger:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7925 on: February 26, 2009, 07:28:19 AM »
Quote from: parts on February 25, 2009, 07:49:05 AM
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Quote from: parts on February 25, 2009, 05:58:22 AM
Fucking church still has yet to pay me I am going there today in person to collect

Is it my imagination, or are churches generally like this more often than not? Sounds Familiar.

I should have known when I met the pastor he was kinda slimy.  Yes they can be like that so can really rich people

Same thing isn't it? I mean both groups always cry poor.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7926 on: February 26, 2009, 07:29:39 AM »
Quote from: Marlys on February 25, 2009, 10:16:40 PM
That hot chocolate tasted poopy  :finger:

Are you sure it was chocolate?  :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7927 on: February 26, 2009, 07:32:41 AM »
Mmm, coprofagia ftw.  8)
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7928 on: February 26, 2009, 07:40:51 AM »
Quote from: TheoK on February 26, 2009, 07:32:41 AM
Mmm, coprofagia ftw.  8)

Eat shit and die motherfucker!  :eyebrows:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7929 on: February 26, 2009, 03:57:31 PM »
Quote from: TheoK on February 25, 2009, 02:33:12 PM
You probably grind your teeth in your sleep, like many Aspies do.  :(

Yes I do. Lots. :(
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7930 on: February 26, 2009, 04:23:39 PM »
I have very strong teeth but I've lost two molars, not primarily by cavities but by grinding them in the sleep. They estimated the pressure of my bite to be something like 200 kg/cm2.  :(
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7931 on: February 26, 2009, 06:17:59 PM »
Quote from: odeon on February 26, 2009, 03:57:31 PM
Quote from: TheoK on February 25, 2009, 02:33:12 PM
You probably grind your teeth in your sleep, like many Aspies do.  :(

Yes I do. Lots. :(

Me too. Didn't know that was an aspie trait.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7932 on: February 26, 2009, 06:22:36 PM »
My wife grinds her teeth at night  it's fucking loud worse than snoring.  I just bite holes in my cheeks
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7933 on: February 26, 2009, 06:45:51 PM »
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on February 26, 2009, 06:17:59 PM
Quote from: odeon on February 26, 2009, 03:57:31 PM
Quote from: TheoK on February 25, 2009, 02:33:12 PM
You probably grind your teeth in your sleep, like many Aspies do.  :(

Yes I do. Lots. :(

Me too. Didn't know that was an aspie trait.

I don't think it is a documented aspie trait, but I grind my molars almost constantly when I am stressed. People hear it and react from quite a few feet away and I don't even realize I am doing it.
My wife says I do it in my sleep also. I know that I often have sore jaw muscles when I awaken.
I also (suddenly) alligatorclamp my teeth together, making a huge noise. Sometimes, doing so, my tongue or a part of my inner cheek is in the way and I bleed.
It's just me.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7934 on: February 26, 2009, 07:04:16 PM »
I don't bite my molars because I really don't want to grind down my teeth, but I end up clenching my jaw muscles and giving myself earaches instead.
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