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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7125 on: November 03, 2008, 10:23:31 AM »
Went to work but the people I was suppose to be work for never showed up so  I wasted the morning driving around
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7126 on: November 03, 2008, 12:34:51 PM »
I hate everyone

Thought it was just poor ol' me. :(

Sorry you don't even make the list of who to shoot top 100  I could bump you up some if it makes you feel any better :P

you have a top 100?  that sounds terribly selective.

me, i just count off people i love (less than 10), some people who provide services/skills i (or the people i love) can't do, and which are vital (art, music, plumbers, chocolate-makers, that sort of thing), and the rest of humanity can just perish in their boots.   >:D

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7127 on: November 03, 2008, 01:37:46 PM »
Verizon and Comcast are whores for milking every last dollar out of my Mom upon her death. Since I didn't cancel the services for a few days, I don't know...I was kind of busy,they charged her account until the actual date I showed up and presented the Death Certificate. Seeing as how the Death Certificate had the date of death, you would think under the circumstances they could retroactively cancel, since she clearly wasn't using either service.

Corporations suck! >:(

Nope, you're still alive and their services were still available to you and CORPORATIONS FUCKING SUCKK!
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7128 on: November 03, 2008, 01:39:02 PM »
Verizon and Comcast are whores for milking every last dollar out of my Mom upon her death. Since I didn't cancel the services for a few days, I don't know...I was kind of busy,they charged her account until the actual date I showed up and presented the Death Certificate. Seeing as how the Death Certificate had the date of death, you would think under the circumstances they could retroactively cancel, since she clearly wasn't using either service.

Corporations suck! >:(
Wow, that is really shitty.
:P   Internets are super serious.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7129 on: November 03, 2008, 01:43:55 PM »


yeah!
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7130 on: November 03, 2008, 03:24:57 PM »
I hate people.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7131 on: November 03, 2008, 03:27:10 PM »
I hate people.

uh oh - what's up?  :hug:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7132 on: November 04, 2008, 06:38:43 AM »
I hate everyone too. We all hate everyone! Christmas coming up makes it all even worse. I don't know anyone that hates Christmas as much as I do. I wish I could hide away until halfway through January.
« Last Edit: November 04, 2008, 06:41:08 AM by renaeden »
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7133 on: November 04, 2008, 07:09:48 AM »
Fuck asthma.  Fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it.  I have a cold.  It should NOT be this debilitating to have a COLD.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7134 on: November 04, 2008, 07:25:16 AM »
Fuck asthma.  Fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it.  I have a cold.  It should NOT be this debilitating to have a COLD.

Why's there never a guy around when you need something to expand your windpipe?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7135 on: November 04, 2008, 07:27:50 AM »
Fuck asthma.  Fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it.  I have a cold.  It should NOT be this debilitating to have a COLD.

Why's there never a guy around when you need something to expand your windpipe?
Ha!  At the rate I've been taking hits off my inhlaer the last couple days I'd prolly get thrush instantly.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7136 on: November 04, 2008, 07:49:56 AM »
I hate everyone too. We all hate everyone! Christmas coming up makes it all even worse. I don't know anyone that hates Christmas as much as I do. I wish I could hide away until halfway through January.

Sounds like an idea for a new thread:

How much do YOU fucking hate Christmas?   ... and why?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7137 on: November 04, 2008, 07:52:56 AM »
If it wasn't for the kids, I'd boycott xmas.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7138 on: November 04, 2008, 08:05:03 AM »
Fuck asthma.  Fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it.  I have a cold.  It should NOT be this debilitating to have a COLD.

Why's there never a guy around when you need something to expand your windpipe?
Ha!  At the rate I've been taking hits off my inhlaer the last couple days I'd prolly get thrush instantly.

Thrush in your lungs doesn't sound too great.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #7139 on: November 04, 2008, 08:24:00 AM »
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

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