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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6960 on: October 14, 2008, 06:34:41 AM »
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Quote from: DirtDawg on October 14, 2008, 06:23:06 AM
>:( >:( >:(  I put good news in my bitchy thread. Bad Dawg!  >:( >:( >:(

gooooooood dawg!

/strokes, in a calming way, then throws a stick.

:laugh:

*enjoys the strokes, watches the stick fly, sits down and settles into that, you've-obviously-mistaken-me-for-a-bitch look,  grins*
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6961 on: October 14, 2008, 09:52:50 AM »
:laugh:

/moves leg out of the way...
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6962 on: October 14, 2008, 08:52:41 PM »

What the hell kind of idiocy possesses some people and makes them think that it is OK to stop their car, get out, walk up in my yard and ask for directions, just because I am sitting on my deck.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6963 on: October 15, 2008, 02:11:14 AM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on October 14, 2008, 08:52:41 PM

What the hell kind of idiocy possesses some people and makes them think that it is OK to stop their car, get out, walk up in my yard and ask for directions, just because I am sitting on my deck.

Did you have your double barrel shot gun handy?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6964 on: October 15, 2008, 08:47:54 AM »
Argh!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6965 on: October 15, 2008, 09:48:56 AM »
I want to bitch about Target Pharmacy whose hours are 0900-2000. I got there at 0905 and waited until 0920 and they still had not opened. I even went out of my way about a mile to go over there this morning, so I wasted gas and polluted the environment for no reason. >:(
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Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6966 on: October 15, 2008, 02:34:42 PM »
Went to see an eye doc. My pupils are huge and everything is bright and fuzzy. :GA:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6967 on: October 15, 2008, 03:13:21 PM »
Quote from: odeon on October 15, 2008, 02:34:42 PM
Went to see an eye doc. My pupils are huge and everything is bright and fuzzy. :GA:

Have you been licking toads?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6968 on: October 15, 2008, 05:23:09 PM »
Supposed to rain tomorrow so no work not sure if it's really a bitch yet though
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6969 on: October 15, 2008, 07:53:56 PM »
Quote from: odeon on October 15, 2008, 02:34:42 PM
Went to see an eye doc. My pupils are huge and everything is bright and fuzzy. :GA:

How long does it take for them to get back to normal after they have been dilated, Odeon?

It took days for mine to go back down and I could not see well at all until they did.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6970 on: October 15, 2008, 08:15:41 PM »
Just broke up a fist fight between my 16 year old and 14 year old hurting my shoulder and leg in the process.  I feel old
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6971 on: October 16, 2008, 12:07:23 AM »
Quote from: Callaway on October 15, 2008, 07:53:56 PM
Quote from: odeon on October 15, 2008, 02:34:42 PM
Went to see an eye doc. My pupils are huge and everything is bright and fuzzy. :GA:

How long does it take for them to get back to normal after they have been dilated, Odeon?

It took days for mine to go back down and I could not see well at all until they did.

I got a new type of drop, apparently. They're back to normal now, more or less. My eyes are still sensitive to light because the pupils seem slow and unresponsive.

The usual drops last for days, though--I've been known to have dilated pupils for three days after the examination.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6972 on: October 16, 2008, 06:42:32 AM »
Goddamn it, I think that might actually be a bug bite on my leg.  *scratchscratch*
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6973 on: October 16, 2008, 07:46:16 AM »
To the two bungholes at Target last night who were laughing maniacally as they approached me, but suddenly got quiet and were whispering when they got about eight feet away and as they passed me. Dumbfucks! I could hear what you were saying.  :finger: No... :fingers:!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6974 on: October 16, 2008, 09:52:09 AM »
Quote from: Trigger11 on October 16, 2008, 07:46:16 AM
To the two bungholes at Target last night who were laughing maniacally as they approached me, but suddenly got quiet and were whispering when they got about eight feet away and as they passed me. Dumbfucks! I could hear what you were saying.  :finger: No... :fingers:!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So what were they saying then?
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