Just one quick bitch ...

[Phlexor]

Wish this dull headache would fuck off. Since its mostly child-inspired I'm not expecting it to depart until after they bugger off to bed in six hours. 

Hate those things. No amount of anything gets rid of 'en either, whether it's Codeine or any other painkiller. Hope it goes soon....

If you give the kids enough pain killers, I'm sure that will get rid of them... permanently.

[odeon]

Fucking laptop CD writer.

[duncvis]

Wish this dull headache would fuck off. Since its mostly child-inspired I'm not expecting it to depart until after they bugger off to bed in six hours. 

Hate those things. No amount of anything gets rid of 'en either, whether it's Codeine or any other painkiller. Hope it goes soon....

cheers. it did fuck off eventually. now just waiting for the kids to. 

[Lucifer]

poxy arsehole twat drivers, who drive up to your fucking bumper when you're bombing along at 85mph in the middle lane, and the inside lane is full of crawling killer trucks, and the outside lane is COMPLETELY FUCKING CLEAR, you KNOB!  and then overtake and slice in front of you, forcing you to jam on the anchors or stick your tongue in the back of their neck.

and then one complete cunt, who'd just done exactly that to me, had the audacity to gesticulate and shout at me when i flashed my lights at him, and THEN swerved across all three lanes, for what purpose, i have no idea.  what a CUNT!   

when, o when will they install rocket launchers in the front of diddy cars like mine, as standard?

[odeon]

When the rocket launchers have been tested on vehicles such as the one I'm driving.

Couldn't agree with you more on the morons that occupy the roads.

FUCKING STUPID CD BURNER THING WON'T PROPERLY BURN THE FUCKING INSTALL PACKAGE!!!

[Lucifer]

When the rocket launchers have been tested on vehicles such as the one I'm driving.

Couldn't agree with you more on the morons that occupy the roads.

FUCKING STUPID CD BURNER THING WON'T PROPERLY BURN THE FUCKING INSTALL PACKAGE!!!

have beer.  calm down.  have snogs. 

[DirtDawg]

My free AVG (anti-virus) updates everyday, but lately, the updates require a restart of the computer for them to take effect. If I tell it to wait, then the software pouts and shuts down. I then run without a cyber-condom, until I re-start.

No big deal to re-start, but I hate being in the middle of a six or eight hour fractal render when it comes up.

 

Try shutting down your email client (and possibly other communications software) while updating. I think there's a shared DLL that is bothering you.

I know you're probably right, but the only other net-type thingy I have running while updating AVG is NetZero's authentication software, which they require me to run to gain access through their proxy servers. Often NZ won't let go of the machine on first request, either, because they are downloading (now, get THIS, FFS)  "content" for my entertainment. It's a bunch of fucking ads that play while they are connecting!

NetZero=gaggle of bastards

[odeon]

Oh, right. NetZero's probably your culprit.

[DirtDawg]

Responsible dad to autistic daughter:

What do you think you're doing? You know you can't wear your nice princess dress outside playing.


Daughter:

Why not, it's my favorite. You know it is.


Father:

No, go back inside and take it off right now, before you ruin it..


... about three minutes pass and responsible father looks up to see his daughter coming outside in nothing but her panties.


 

(Way to go, Dad!)

[Tesla]

Responsible dad to autistic daughter:

What do you think you're doing? You know you can't wear your nice princess dress outside playing.


Daughter:

Why not, it's my favorite. You know it is.


Father:

No, go back inside and take it off right now, before you ruin it..


... about three minutes pass and responsible father looks up to see his daughter coming outside in nothing but her panties.


 

(Way to go, Dad!)

:lol:   

[Christopher McCandless]

Responsible dad to autistic daughter:

What do you think you're doing? You know you can't wear your nice princess dress outside playing.


Daughter:

Why not, it's my favorite. You know it is.


Father:

No, go back inside and take it off right now, before you ruin it..


... about three minutes pass and responsible father looks up to see his daughter coming outside in nothing but her panties.


 

(Way to go, Dad!)

Well at least you have a kid who does what she is told, I guess...

[Callaway]

Responsible dad to autistic daughter:

What do you think you're doing? You know you can't wear your nice princess dress outside playing.


Daughter:

Why not, it's my favorite. You know it is.


Father:

No, go back inside and take it off right now, before you ruin it..


... about three minutes pass and responsible father looks up to see his daughter coming outside in nothing but her panties.


 

(Way to go, Dad!)

Are you sure that we don't have the same daughter?

That sounds so much like conversations I have had with my daughter, with a similar result.

 :lol:

[The_Chosen_One]

Responsible dad to autistic daughter:

What do you think you're doing? You know you can't wear your nice princess dress outside playing.


Daughter:

Why not, it's my favorite. You know it is.


Father:

No, go back inside and take it off right now, before you ruin it..


... about three minutes pass and responsible father looks up to see his daughter coming outside in nothing but her panties.


 

(Way to go, Dad!)

Well at least you have a kid who does what she is told, I guess...

Dirtdawg: could've been worse, your daughter could've been 16.

[Callaway]

Responsible dad to autistic daughter:

What do you think you're doing? You know you can't wear your nice princess dress outside playing.


Daughter:

Why not, it's my favorite. You know it is.


Father:

No, go back inside and take it off right now, before you ruin it..


... about three minutes pass and responsible father looks up to see his daughter coming outside in nothing but her panties.


 

(Way to go, Dad!)

Well at least you have a kid who does what she is told, I guess...

Dirtdawg: could've been worse, your daughter could've been 16.

Or twelve with no sense of modesty whatsoever, like mine.

[Lucifer]

Responsible dad to autistic daughter:

What do you think you're doing? You know you can't wear your nice princess dress outside playing.


Daughter:

Why not, it's my favorite. You know it is.


Father:

No, go back inside and take it off right now, before you ruin it..


... about three minutes pass and responsible father looks up to see his daughter coming outside in nothing but her panties.


 

(Way to go, Dad!)

i love your daughter!  that's the sort of thing i'd do.

(only i really haven't got the excuse of being young...    )