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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6420 on: August 11, 2008, 04:05:46 PM »
Russian ones are supposed to be cheap. :zoinks:

You haven't met some wealthy american elderly women, cheap, nasty, and snide!   :grrr:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6421 on: August 11, 2008, 05:07:36 PM »
thank you.  :hug:

on reflection, i do know what to do, but i haven't got a rocket launcher.

yet.

I'll make you one :zoinks:
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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« Reply #6422 on: August 12, 2008, 12:29:36 AM »
thank you.  :hug:

on reflection, i do know what to do, but i haven't got a rocket launcher.

yet.

I'll make you one :zoinks:

i love you.  :-*

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6423 on: August 12, 2008, 01:12:27 AM »

Fucking internet keeps timing out.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6424 on: August 12, 2008, 03:29:38 PM »
Someone mentioned that they thought they had seen cicada killers recently.

My backyard is now invaded by them. This happened just today. One of them (drowned in the pool) was almost as big as my thumb, well over two inches long!

:yikes:

That is a female, which are easily distinguishable from the males, by their curved abdomens and concealed stingers. The males have a fake stinger permanently extended and their abdomens are thinner and not curved downward.

The game's afoot! The females are digging nests and hunting.


Cicada killer wasps are active in July and August. The female digs one of more tunnels in soft soil (often flower beds or gardens) usually along an edge such as where the driveway or sidewalk meets the flower bed or lawn or where the flower bed meets the turf. These edges are landmarks that help the female find her way back to the burrow. Tunnels are about the size of a quarter and may extend 24 inches or more into the ground. The female flies to nearby trees to capture an annual cicada that she stings to paralyze and then labors to carry back to the burrow. One or two paralyzed cicadas are placed in each cell at the end of the tunnel and a single egg is deposited before the female closes the cell and flies away, never to return. The eggs hatch into legless larvae that feed on the cicadas and develop into wasps that emerge the following summer.

The cicada killer, like other solitary wasps, has the capability to sting, but won't unless handled or threatened. Only female wasps have the ability to sting. Stings inflicted by solitary wasps are usually not severe but reaction varies with each individual.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6425 on: August 12, 2008, 04:58:26 PM »
Got stung by a bee at work
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6426 on: August 13, 2008, 04:40:41 PM »
Ouch. :-\
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6427 on: August 13, 2008, 04:59:27 PM »
Got stung by a bee at work

Where did it sting you?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6428 on: August 13, 2008, 05:16:39 PM »
Got stung by a bee at work

Where did it sting you?

At work. Didn't you read properly?  :laugh:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6429 on: August 13, 2008, 05:44:24 PM »
:laugh:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6430 on: August 13, 2008, 06:01:51 PM »
On the back of my hand
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6431 on: August 13, 2008, 06:22:23 PM »
I aways jump when someone on IM
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6432 on: August 13, 2008, 06:44:51 PM »
Got stung by a bee at work

Where did it sting you?

At work. Didn't you read properly?  :laugh:

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I meant where on his body did the bee sting him, not his geographical location.

On the back of my hand

And you are constantly using your hands, so that's a bad place to be stung.

I hate it when they sting.

The worst place I was ever stung was one time when a bee flew up my nose while I was riding on the back of a motorcycle.


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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6433 on: August 13, 2008, 06:48:18 PM »
Got stung by a bee at work

Where did it sting you?

At work. Didn't you read properly?  :laugh:

 :laugh:

I meant where on his body did the bee sting him, not his geographical location.

On the back of my hand

And you are constantly using your hands, so that's a bad place to be stung.

I hate it when they sting.

The worst place I was ever stung was one time when a bee flew up my nose while I was riding on the back of a motorcycle.



Yikes :o

I get stung a bunch of times every year it goes with the job. I was lucky this time it was just one I bumped a nest
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6434 on: August 14, 2008, 09:47:57 AM »
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