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Offline Alex179

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6375 on: August 05, 2008, 09:03:59 PM »
Really slutty clothing?   Let me be the judge of that.
Tight jeans, wifebeaters, (very) distressed shirts, miniskirts, corsets, with fingerless gloves and boots with any combination of the above.
That probably qualifies, but I was more looking for photographic evidence.    I bet you are perceived to be out on the prowl in that type of garb. 
:P   Internets are super serious.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6376 on: August 05, 2008, 10:32:41 PM »
Never heard of them... But I don't get out much.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6377 on: August 06, 2008, 08:37:55 AM »
Really slutty clothing?   Let me be the judge of that.
Tight jeans, wifebeaters, (very) distressed shirts, miniskirts, corsets, with fingerless gloves and boots with any combination of the above.
That probably qualifies, but I was more looking for photographic evidence.    I bet you are perceived to be out on the prowl in that type of garb. 
Correctly so, at the moment.   :eyebrows:

And posting a picture of my in very slutty garb on a web site full of sexually frustrated guys, some of whom have a penchant for photoshop and rather unkind 'net-related pranks... that's something I'll have to think about for a bit.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6378 on: August 06, 2008, 09:56:54 AM »
What happened to my avatar??   :grrr:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6379 on: August 06, 2008, 02:18:39 PM »
Really slutty clothing?   Let me be the judge of that.
Tight jeans, wifebeaters, (very) distressed shirts, miniskirts, corsets, with fingerless gloves and boots with any combination of the above.
That probably qualifies, but I was more looking for photographic evidence.    I bet you are perceived to be out on the prowl in that type of garb. 
Correctly so, at the moment.   :eyebrows:

And posting a picture of my in very slutty garb on a web site full of sexually frustrated guys, some of whom have a penchant for photoshop and rather unkind 'net-related pranks... that's something I'll have to think about for a bit.
Oh you could just PM it and forgo the whole posting it on the entire forum thing.
:P   Internets are super serious.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6380 on: August 06, 2008, 04:03:35 PM »
Really slutty clothing?   Let me be the judge of that.
Tight jeans, wifebeaters, (very) distressed shirts, miniskirts, corsets, with fingerless gloves and boots with any combination of the above.
That probably qualifies, but I was more looking for photographic evidence.    I bet you are perceived to be out on the prowl in that type of garb. 
Correctly so, at the moment.   :eyebrows:

And posting a picture of my in very slutty garb on a web site full of sexually frustrated guys, some of whom have a penchant for photoshop and rather unkind 'net-related pranks... that's something I'll have to think about for a bit.
Oh you could just PM it and forgo the whole posting it on the entire forum thing.

the word "wistful" springs to mind...

(after "drooling", "slavering" and "excitedly", that is.  ;) )

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6381 on: August 06, 2008, 06:56:39 PM »
Really slutty clothing?   Let me be the judge of that.
Tight jeans, wifebeaters, (very) distressed shirts, miniskirts, corsets, with fingerless gloves and boots with any combination of the above.
That probably qualifies, but I was more looking for photographic evidence.    I bet you are perceived to be out on the prowl in that type of garb. 
Correctly so, at the moment.   :eyebrows:

And posting a picture of my in very slutty garb on a web site full of sexually frustrated guys, some of whom have a penchant for photoshop and rather unkind 'net-related pranks... that's something I'll have to think about for a bit.

Does anyone know of any websites full of sexually frustrated women?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6382 on: August 06, 2008, 07:54:17 PM »
Really slutty clothing?   Let me be the judge of that.
Tight jeans, wifebeaters, (very) distressed shirts, miniskirts, corsets, with fingerless gloves and boots with any combination of the above.
That probably qualifies, but I was more looking for photographic evidence.    I bet you are perceived to be out on the prowl in that type of garb. 
Correctly so, at the moment.   :eyebrows:

And posting a picture of my in very slutty garb on a web site full of sexually frustrated guys, some of whom have a penchant for photoshop and rather unkind 'net-related pranks... that's something I'll have to think about for a bit.

Does anyone know of any websites full of sexually frustrated women?

No, but I know of many sites full of sexually frustrated men.   :laugh:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6383 on: August 06, 2008, 08:08:29 PM »
Aspie Partners is a site full of very sexually frustrated women.  ;D
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6384 on: August 06, 2008, 08:11:58 PM »
Aspie Partners is a site full of very sexually frustrated women.  ;D

Ah, yes, the "Oracles at Delphi" are that and so much more!  :laugh:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6385 on: August 06, 2008, 08:13:54 PM »
Aspie Partners is a site full of very sexually frustrated women.  ;D

MamaMarch and Klorden sound like they haven't been laid in epoch's.   :eyebrows:

But, then again I wouldn't touch them or anybody who posted there with a ten foot pole!   :green:  I do have standards to uphold!   :laugh:
« Last Edit: August 06, 2008, 08:15:53 PM by ozymandias »

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6386 on: August 06, 2008, 10:17:52 PM »

Shit!
Last time I saw either of them their asses were covered with little round circles. I think someone has been trying to touch them with ten foot poles.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6387 on: August 06, 2008, 11:36:13 PM »
They bared their asses to you?  :lol:
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6388 on: August 07, 2008, 01:08:44 AM »
Aspie Partners?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6389 on: August 07, 2008, 01:56:48 AM »

Shit!
Last time I saw either of them their asses were covered with little round circles. I think someone has been trying to touch them with ten foot poles.

:LMAO:

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