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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6300 on: July 25, 2008, 04:15:45 PM »
I sprayed Windex in my eye. That shit burns.

It was one of those spray containers that has an OFF setting. I had been using it and my helpful son came by and followed protocol by turning something off that was left on as he has been instructed to do. When I turned it back on, after pumping it a few times, I had built up enough pressure that it went everywhere. I wish the fucking universe would leave my right eye alone, FFS!
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6301 on: July 25, 2008, 10:56:55 PM »
I have a sore chest even though I have been taking my asthma medication. Maybe I caught a virus of some sort.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6302 on: July 26, 2008, 11:10:50 AM »
Fucking computer is still giving me the shits.

I'll whip this bad boy into shape sooner or later, but it's gonna fucking kill me in the process.

Basicly I've have to keep changing Anti-Virus and Firewalls until I get a combination that plays well together and doesn't fuck my shit up by crashing, hanging or messing with my web surfing.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6303 on: July 26, 2008, 03:18:08 PM »
Forgot sun screen again and worked on a roof now I'm a crispy critter
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6304 on: July 26, 2008, 03:59:25 PM »
Same old, same old!   ::)

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6305 on: July 26, 2008, 05:16:31 PM »
Fucking computer is still giving me the shits.

I'll whip this bad boy into shape sooner or later, but it's gonna fucking kill me in the process.


Hope it does. No one likes a smart ass.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6306 on: July 26, 2008, 09:21:56 PM »
Fucking computer is still giving me the shits.

I'll whip this bad boy into shape sooner or later, but it's gonna fucking kill me in the process.


Hope it does. No one likes a smart ass.

That would explain why you've got no friends.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6307 on: July 26, 2008, 10:11:56 PM »
Last night a home invasion happened at my apartment complex and there was a fatality.   This appeared in the paper of course, so my mother is of course worried and trying to talk me into moving out of there.   My lease is not up until another 5 months, so I would have to pay 500 bucks to get out of it (which is cheap kinda).   I really hate having to move all of my shit, but this place does suck pretty bad haha.   I just moved there because it is cheap and close to UNF.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6308 on: July 27, 2008, 03:20:13 AM »
Grr!

What the hell is thw "Question to the Aussies" doing in Basic Discussion... It's a question thread, it should be in Ask Away Threads! And this thread; it should be in the Bitch About It forum! This is a thread about bitching quickly, and should be in the sub-forum about bitching!

I'm an Autistic with default black and white thinking, and A should be fucking A. :: nods ::

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6309 on: July 27, 2008, 03:36:25 AM »
So as a compromise we put it in Basic Discussion. You could ask someone to move it elsewhere of course, to add to the confusion :P

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6310 on: July 28, 2008, 09:10:11 AM »
Can't start my next job until after lunch tomorrow 
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6311 on: July 28, 2008, 09:13:33 AM »
What the hell is thw "Question to the Aussies" doing in Basic Discussion... It's a question thread, it should be in Ask Away Threads!

Just to be even more aspie... Ask Away threads are for individuals, Question the Aussies is aimed at a whole group of people, therefore it's a general discussion...

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6312 on: July 29, 2008, 04:40:22 PM »
Got shampoo in my eye fifteen minutes later I can still feel it
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6313 on: July 30, 2008, 07:48:28 AM »
Fucking computer is still giving me the shits.

I'll whip this bad boy into shape sooner or later, but it's gonna fucking kill me in the process.


Hope it does. No one likes a smart ass.

Oh, you're still here.

Interesting.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #6314 on: July 30, 2008, 02:37:45 PM »
So tried I want to go to bed but it's not even dinner time
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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