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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5910 on: May 26, 2008, 02:33:26 PM »
My family is more the Beverly hillbillies type  ones stuck up the other has a drunk as a boyfriend
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5911 on: May 26, 2008, 02:35:09 PM »
I thought of Arnold Scwarzenegger and Danny De Vito myself. :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5912 on: May 26, 2008, 03:33:48 PM »
Quote from: parts on May 26, 2008, 02:05:23 PM
Neighbors out on both sides making the back yard unbearable.  Did I ever mention I live between twins and they like to shout across my yard to each other ::)

Well, you put up some big privacy screens on both sides of the backyard or build an extension onto your house and let them text message each other like normal NT's do!   :evillaugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5913 on: May 26, 2008, 03:35:40 PM »
Either that or do some nude sunbathing or nude yard work at strategic times, so that only by them yelling or peering over the fence can they see you!   :evillaugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5914 on: May 26, 2008, 03:51:53 PM »
Quote from: ozymandias on May 26, 2008, 03:35:40 PM
Either that or do some nude sunbathing or nude yard work at strategic times, so that only by them yelling or peering over the fence can they see you!   :evillaugh:

Or 2AM backyard sex.  Ask Tesla.  His neighbor moved the shed so as not to see into Tesla's backyard anymore.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5915 on: May 27, 2008, 12:19:41 AM »
Quote from: Callaway on May 26, 2008, 03:51:53 PM
Quote from: ozymandias on May 26, 2008, 03:35:40 PM
Either that or do some nude sunbathing or nude yard work at strategic times, so that only by them yelling or peering over the fence can they see you!   :evillaugh:

Or 2AM backyard sex.  Ask Tesla.  His neighbor moved the shed so as not to see into Tesla's backyard anymore.

:LMAO:

win/win, i'd say!   :clap:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5916 on: May 27, 2008, 04:40:45 AM »
Got this error message again when I searched for 'bitch' to reach this thread.  I emptied my cache again and it worked after that:

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Database Error: Lost connection to MySQL server during query
File: /home/odeon/public_html/Sources/Search.php
Line: 1339

The results of my mum's chest x-ray are ready, but when she phoned the doctor's surgery, the receptionist said the doctor wanted to talk to her about it and that he'd phone tomorrow.  She's had a persistent cough since January.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5917 on: May 27, 2008, 07:43:59 AM »
Quote from: Peter on May 27, 2008, 04:40:45 AM
:-\The results of my mum's chest x-ray are ready, but when she phoned the doctor's surgery, the receptionist said the doctor wanted to talk to her about it and that he'd phone tomorrow.  She's had a persistent cough since January.
  :-\ She must be worried with that kind of news.

My quick bitch is somewhat similar: The results of blood tests showed that all my hormone levels are abnormally low. I have to go and see an endocrinologist about it. The doctor told me this today and gave me a referral letter to take with me.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5918 on: May 27, 2008, 10:02:21 AM »
Quote from: Peter on May 27, 2008, 04:40:45 AM
Got this error message again when I searched for 'bitch' to reach this thread.  I emptied my cache again and it worked after that:

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Database Error: Lost connection to MySQL server during query
File: /home/odeon/public_html/Sources/Search.php
Line: 1339

I have a feeling that we need to update stuff on the server. I've been looking into moving the board to 1.1.5, while waiting for 2.0.


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The results of my mum's chest x-ray are ready, but when she phoned the doctor's surgery, the receptionist said the doctor wanted to talk to her about it and that he'd phone tomorrow.  She's had a persistent cough since January.

I hope she'll be OK.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5919 on: May 27, 2008, 10:04:22 AM »
Stupid fucking pooter is dying. One of the HDs crashed, and the other is exhibiting weird symptoms.  >:( >:( >:(
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5920 on: May 27, 2008, 12:08:27 PM »
Quote from: Peter on May 27, 2008, 04:40:45 AM

The results of my mum's chest x-ray are ready, but when she phoned the doctor's surgery, the receptionist said the doctor wanted to talk to her about it and that he'd phone tomorrow.  She's had a persistent cough since January.

hope she's okay, peter.  :crossed:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5921 on: May 27, 2008, 12:08:44 PM »
Quote from: odeon on May 27, 2008, 10:04:22 AM
Stupid fucking pooter is dying. One of the HDs crashed, and the other is exhibiting weird symptoms.  >:( >:( >:(

mega :hug:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5922 on: May 27, 2008, 01:45:25 PM »
ty :-*
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5923 on: May 27, 2008, 03:57:49 PM »
Ice Cream man is passing with loud annoying music
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #5924 on: May 27, 2008, 05:03:34 PM »
Quote from: parts on May 27, 2008, 03:57:49 PM
Ice Cream man is passing with loud annoying music

Shall we kill him and bury him secretly under your new patio/deck!??   :evillaugh:
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