I bought the world's worst thesaurus today. Not only was it terrible, but it was also terrible.
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Quote from: Lucifer on March 08, 2008, 12:41:00 PMQuote from: Pyraxis on March 08, 2008, 11:05:00 AMThe people across the way keep locking their little dog out on the balcony early Saturday mornings. Nothing against dogs, but the damn little guy won't shut up.i know that one. the dog next door barks for hours, and makes me canicidal within minutes. A pellet gun is quiet and if you did it just right, you could pick off the little mutt and no one would be the wiser!
Quote from: Pyraxis on March 08, 2008, 11:05:00 AMThe people across the way keep locking their little dog out on the balcony early Saturday mornings. Nothing against dogs, but the damn little guy won't shut up.i know that one. the dog next door barks for hours, and makes me canicidal within minutes.
The people across the way keep locking their little dog out on the balcony early Saturday mornings. Nothing against dogs, but the damn little guy won't shut up.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.
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Quote from: Lucifer on March 08, 2008, 12:41:00 PMi know that one. the dog next door barks for hours, and makes me canicidal within minutes. I've got more against the owners... if they'd keep the damn dog inside it wouldn't pace in front of the balcony door for hours on end, scrabbling and whining.
i know that one. the dog next door barks for hours, and makes me canicidal within minutes.
Quote from: ozymandias on March 08, 2008, 02:50:20 PMQuote from: Lucifer on March 08, 2008, 12:41:00 PMQuote from: Pyraxis on March 08, 2008, 11:05:00 AMThe people across the way keep locking their little dog out on the balcony early Saturday mornings. Nothing against dogs, but the damn little guy won't shut up.i know that one. the dog next door barks for hours, and makes me canicidal within minutes. A pellet gun is quiet and if you did it just right, you could pick off the little mutt and no one would be the wiser! do they work through walls?
Quote from: Pyraxis on March 08, 2008, 02:55:02 PMQuote from: Lucifer on March 08, 2008, 12:41:00 PMi know that one. the dog next door barks for hours, and makes me canicidal within minutes. I've got more against the owners... if they'd keep the damn dog inside it wouldn't pace in front of the balcony door for hours on end, scrabbling and whining.Well, if I had my druthers, I'd off the owners and place the dog in a nice home out in the country.
Quote from: ozymandias on March 08, 2008, 03:20:36 PMQuote from: Pyraxis on March 08, 2008, 02:55:02 PMQuote from: Lucifer on March 08, 2008, 12:41:00 PMi know that one. the dog next door barks for hours, and makes me canicidal within minutes. I've got more against the owners... if they'd keep the damn dog inside it wouldn't pace in front of the balcony door for hours on end, scrabbling and whining.Well, if I had my druthers, I'd off the owners and place the dog in a nice home out in the country. /passes ozy his druthers...i've been keeping them warm for you.
Anyone notice those zombie threads yet? The ones that died peacefully but were brought back into life?
Or it's Michael Jackson's nose. It died, too.
Quote from: odeon on March 08, 2008, 03:32:12 PMAnyone notice those zombie threads yet? The ones that died peacefully but were brought back into life?Come on now!That's like blaming the sarcophagus because the four sons of Horus have been reunited for the purpose of mischief.
