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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #3675 on: February 01, 2008, 06:45:01 AM »
Got mad at the festival's print controller and kicked on the nearest box. It turned out to contain film cans so now my foot hurts like fuck.

oops.

and ouch - want me to kiss it better?   :-*

and don't go and bang your knob against something, to elicit the same response.  :laugh:

:laugh:

I won't. Promise.

only cos you know i'd...  oops   :-[

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #3676 on: February 01, 2008, 07:42:44 AM »
Damned ingrown hair,
spoiling my smooth cheek.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #3677 on: February 01, 2008, 08:04:38 AM »
Damned ingrown hair,
spoiling my smooth cheek.

What does an ingrown hair look like?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #3678 on: February 01, 2008, 08:17:14 AM »
I thought it was a pimple,
but it's been there for a while.

Looks a bit more like a scar.
the hair under the skin. I presume
it'll work its way out, but I'm not positive.

What I get for using cheap razors, I guess.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #3679 on: February 01, 2008, 11:52:21 AM »
Undercooked my damned potatoes.

feel them, cal, feel them.
:zoinks:

I did. But, boiling them meant I couldn't
until too late.  :-\

You stick a fork in them to tell when they are done.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #3680 on: February 01, 2008, 11:53:27 AM »
I don't have a job to go to at Kmart after all. :( They have all the staff they need now that Christmas is over.
And because I have not had a job in over six months, I have to reapply at the job agency and have another Work Capacity Assessment.  It all kind of sucks and I can't be bothered but I will have to do it all anyway.

That does suck, Renaeden.


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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #3681 on: February 01, 2008, 11:53:49 AM »
Undercooked my damned potatoes.

feel them, cal, feel them.
:zoinks:

I did. But, boiling them meant I couldn't
until too late.  :-\

You stick a fork in them to tell when they are done.

could we stick a fork in cal to tell when he's done?  (as in the 'merican version of "done", as in "finished").

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #3682 on: February 01, 2008, 11:55:27 AM »
Undercooked my damned potatoes.

feel them, cal, feel them.
:zoinks:

I did. But, boiling them meant I couldn't
until too late.  :-\

You stick a fork in them to tell when they are done.

could we stick a fork in cal to tell when he's done?  (as in the 'merican version of "done", as in "finished").

 :lol:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #3683 on: February 01, 2008, 12:45:23 PM »
Fucking Islamic terrorists. They forced two women with Down's Syndrome to blow up some people somewhere in the Middle East.

Fucking pathetic society.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #3684 on: February 01, 2008, 12:55:18 PM »
The new sprayer I got came with the wrong fittings for the hose supplied I have to drive 45 minutes on Monday to get them swapped out >:(
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #3685 on: February 01, 2008, 05:21:05 PM »
I'm tired. :yawn:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #3686 on: February 01, 2008, 05:28:48 PM »

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #3687 on: February 01, 2008, 05:30:48 PM »
Thanks. :hug: :)
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #3688 on: February 01, 2008, 05:37:05 PM »
Fucking Islamic terrorists. They forced two women with Down's Syndrome to blow up some people somewhere in the Middle East.

Fucking pathetic society.
Let them be pathetic in their own little bubble. If they want to attack each other, then that is up to them...

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #3689 on: February 01, 2008, 05:41:57 PM »
Most of them don't want to, you know.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

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