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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2925 on: November 29, 2007, 07:58:05 AM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2926 on: November 29, 2007, 09:08:25 AM »
I've officially been added to the list of people that the office doesn't like.

Here's the four people that everyone in the office talks about behind thier backs.

http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=9634579776

Forwarded to me via email.  Everyone else had a big laugh.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2927 on: November 29, 2007, 01:23:07 PM »
I've officially been added to the list of people that the office doesn't like.

Here's the four people that everyone in the office talks about behind thier backs.

http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=9634579776

Forwarded to me via email.  Everyone else had a big laugh.

You're a good dancer man :LOL:

Fuck 'em anyway.

I'm sure I have similar status in my office.  :laugh:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2928 on: November 29, 2007, 01:56:14 PM »
Why is it okay for other aspies to ask a weird question on WP in the adult discussion and not me? I got told I was being made fun of and making myself look stupid and looking like a perv and she told me their questions aren't inappropriate as mine. Why can't I tell the fucking difference and other aspies can?  ??? That's why I don't even post in that board anymore because of discrimination I was getting and then the ban.
I guess aspie forums aren't safe to ask away what's on your mind because you can get the same crap there you  get from NTs and they're support forums? Yeah right. What do I expect, they're human beings too, not another living creatures. They can have the same reactions and feelings an NT has.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2929 on: December 01, 2007, 03:43:46 PM »
I have a feeling I'm going to regret not finding time to refill my escitalopram prescription on friday.  >:(

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2930 on: December 01, 2007, 03:58:14 PM »
As of right now, I hate paying my bills. I had to go out and look for an envelope to buy, and then look in my spare bedroom for my roll of stamps but couldn't figure out what I did with them. So I found one of the 27 cent stands stuck onto a happy meal Garden toy so I peeled it off and put it on the envelope and put three 2 cents stamps on it and put it in the outgoing mail box out in the hallway for the mail man to get.
I hate having to go shopping for things I need because then I have to change my routines so that's why I never bought any envelopes yet because one, I hate driving and two, I hate to leave early just to go buy envelopes. If only I would just go out and buy a box of envelopes and buy some stamps, then paying my bills won't be an issue for me and I won't feel all stressed as I do it. Didn't have a problem in Montana with it. 

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2931 on: December 01, 2007, 05:56:31 PM »
As of right now, I hate paying my bills. I had to go out and look for an envelope to buy, and then look in my spare bedroom for my roll of stamps but couldn't figure out what I did with them. So I found one of the 27 cent stands stuck onto a happy meal Garden toy so I peeled it off and put it on the envelope and put three 2 cents stamps on it and put it in the outgoing mail box out in the hallway for the mail man to get.
I hate having to go shopping for things I need because then I have to change my routines so that's why I never bought any envelopes yet because one, I hate driving and two, I hate to leave early just to go buy envelopes. If only I would just go out and buy a box of envelopes and buy some stamps, then paying my bills won't be an issue for me and I won't feel all stressed as I do it. Didn't have a problem in Montana with it. 

I hope that it was actually at least a 35 cent stamp, otherwise that's not going to be enough postage, Spokane Girl.

A First Class letter stamp is 41 cents.

I bought stamps at the post office recently when I had to go there to mail a package and I bought a whole box of envelopes to use for bills.

You can pay a lot of bills online or by phone these days, though.  That saves time and energy to have to find a stamp, envelope as well as the time to mail it.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2932 on: December 01, 2007, 07:02:40 PM »
I fucking hate being a referee/admin. on the Island.  I told one person there that if he wanted to fucking flame somebody to do it HERE.  I gave the I2 site addy to a bloke named "Timelord" from AI, since he has a mega flame war going on with Phlexor aka "Lord Phlexor" here.  I also said the same to Phlexor, so who knows what will develop. ::)

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2933 on: December 02, 2007, 12:21:47 AM »


I was supposed to dawg the trail of a, younger than me by twenty five years, MENTOR, todeay.

I got my ass licked over and over, though!

I don't think that certain people should be in charge of showing edlers where stuff is at. His job was simple. Get me up to speed on the UNIX part of the companiy sytstems He was supposed to help me with the text commands that we need to use. (I totally get it, but some of the alphanumericals baffle me - I can't really do numbers and letters together very well  without pictures and I have been struggling) He has been telling everone how I work too hard and amke the others look bad.He even grabbed my arm, in a playful, gonna gitcha kind of way, to shove me around, goof a bit to build comraderie (but once, he ended up on the floor with my foot on his balls and my, stronger than his by wide margins, hand on his throat) and jumped back two full steps. He sid, SHIT! This old man is solid muscle! GOD DAMN grab his arms! SHit! He's like a damn tree. You can't move him!

OK I am done with the testosterone charged games - I just want him to help me with the fucking computer shit.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2934 on: December 02, 2007, 03:18:05 AM »
It was a 37 cent stamp Callaway.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2935 on: December 02, 2007, 03:27:22 AM »
fuck wankplanet. Spokane, you can say whatever you want here. :P this is a much funner place.

i got censored there too. pissed me off.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2936 on: December 02, 2007, 04:26:51 AM »
fuck wankplanet. Spokane, you can say whatever you want here. :P this is a much funner place.

i got censored there too. pissed me off.


You must have saw my rant there about me thinking I'm  being discriminated and what is everyone's thoughts on me about my topics I posted and how I came out as and guess what, Alex locked that topic.  :wanker:


Gee why didn't he ban me again if having multiple accounts is an violation of the forums.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2937 on: December 02, 2007, 05:21:00 AM »
fuckinell. i need some fucking wine! stupid irish drunk society won't let me buy any until an ungodly amount of time has passed... which is like... 13.30 or something. fuckssake.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2938 on: December 02, 2007, 06:02:54 AM »
fuck wankplanet. Spokane, you can say whatever you want here. :P this is a much funner place.

i got censored there too. pissed me off.


You must have saw my rant there about me thinking I'm  being discriminated and what is everyone's thoughts on me about my topics I posted and how I came out as and guess what, Alex locked that topic.  :wanker:


Gee why didn't he ban me again if having multiple accounts is an violation of the forums.

My guess is that Alex will ban you now.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2939 on: December 02, 2007, 06:06:21 AM »
Banned members behave. :P
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