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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2415 on: October 08, 2007, 11:04:03 PM »
Nothing fucking weak about suicide.
'Least not compared to wanting it,
and not being able to - not out of
any fucking concern for anyone else,
but out of your own cowardice.

Sometimes I pull off my shoe and talk through it, back at them.

I would just like to add to the record that I had never actually tried this before today, but I did try it today as I was in an especially bad mood and was trying to read but kept getting distracted. The guy looked behind him, saw me talking into my shoe, and continued his conversation a little bit more quietly. Then suddenly this stupid bitch across the aisle started doing the same thing, but in a high tone as stupid bitches are prone to do, and then the other guy's phone rang again and just to fuck with me he practically yelled into the phone. We all got off at the same stop, and just before I departed to my truck I informed them that it was my hope that the people on the other end of their respective calls gave more of a fuck about what they had to say than I did. I felt like an asshole afterwards, but it felt good. I need to get an ipod.`
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2416 on: October 08, 2007, 11:13:35 PM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2417 on: October 08, 2007, 11:47:54 PM »
I've gotten bored on this forum. Maybe I should start my B&J talk again and Spokane and shit lot of you to tears.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2418 on: October 08, 2007, 11:54:30 PM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2419 on: October 09, 2007, 12:51:29 AM »
I've gotten bored on this forum. Maybe I should start my B&J talk again and Spokane and shit lot of you to tears.

try an interesting post or two instead. ::)
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2420 on: October 09, 2007, 04:33:42 AM »
I've gotten bored on this forum. Maybe I should start my B&J talk again and Spokane and shit lot of you to tears.

Post some pics of yourself with various random objects up your cunt.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2421 on: October 09, 2007, 05:42:09 AM »
Rain coming so much for my outside jobs :-\
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2422 on: October 09, 2007, 12:57:12 PM »

Nuthun'

Life is good!

I have work and they like me.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2423 on: October 09, 2007, 01:07:38 PM »
people are stupid.  >:(
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2424 on: October 09, 2007, 01:09:48 PM »
people are stupid.  >:(

uh oh.  what happened, O Man?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2425 on: October 09, 2007, 01:18:17 PM »
long story. short version is that i'll not visit a certain hamburger establishment near my theatre, ever again.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2426 on: October 09, 2007, 01:19:47 PM »
aha.  well, as you know my views on "hamburger places"...

serves you right for going there in the first place - i have no sympathy.  :P

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2427 on: October 09, 2007, 02:11:07 PM »
long story. short version is that i'll not visit a certain hamburger establishment near my theatre, ever again.

If it's McDonalds, I'm not surprised!

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2428 on: October 09, 2007, 03:26:56 PM »
people are stupid.  >:(

Thanks.
I feel so much better, now.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2429 on: October 09, 2007, 04:00:30 PM »
long story. short version is that i'll not visit a certain hamburger establishment near my theatre, ever again.

If it's McDonalds, I'm not surprised!

it was a local one, and they actually threw me out because i dared to complain about their not listening to how i want my hamburger. can you believe that?
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