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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2310 on: September 30, 2007, 03:27:42 PM »
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2311 on: September 30, 2007, 04:48:54 PM »
I've got a temperature and I'm nauseous.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2312 on: September 30, 2007, 04:57:23 PM »
why do you have tramadol?

For the headaches.

how often do you get them?

a lot it seems, the rate at which I get them is variable
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2313 on: September 30, 2007, 07:13:38 PM »
Dont know if it help but there a presher point on your left hand the fleshy part beten your thum and finger pinch it and rub in a circle mite help, or you can put your hands in hot water as hot as you can stand so the blood flows to them. head akes are from to much blood in the brain and when you put you you hands in hot water it take some of the out and put it in your hands. hope it helps some or at lest lessens it for ya.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2314 on: September 30, 2007, 10:46:15 PM »
don't give him a worse migraine by spelling badly.

i used to have migraines when i had to go to school. try taking some time off, A.
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"Sometimes stepping on one's own dick is a memorable learning experience."
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2315 on: September 30, 2007, 11:41:45 PM »
Broke another fucking mouthpiece.

Really need to find somewhere I can get
pipes used.

... or learn to fix them yourself, like I have done. I have replaced the stems on over a dozen pipes in the past. I try to keep them in my mouth, sometimes, and one unexpected stress hits and I bite right through them. You could also pay to have them repaired by a pipe shop if it's one of your favorites.

How do you get new stems?
Always been the weak point for me,
though I've cracked a few bowls.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2316 on: October 01, 2007, 01:11:06 AM »
I can't wait till my wisdom tooth is done coming in.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2317 on: October 01, 2007, 01:24:19 AM »
stupid internet connection. i wonder why i'm paying them at all.  >:(
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2318 on: October 02, 2007, 11:30:40 AM »
Argh I hate rush hour. I thought I was going to be late for my shrink and I thought I was going to have another break down in the waiting room again thinking there be a long line at the check in. But there wasn't and I had two minutes to spare thanks to cutting through the neighborhood on the way so I cut some time.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2319 on: October 02, 2007, 12:36:20 PM »
Broke another fucking mouthpiece.

Really need to find somewhere I can get
pipes used.

... or learn to fix them yourself, like I have done. I have replaced the stems on over a dozen pipes in the past. I try to keep them in my mouth, sometimes, and one unexpected stress hits and I bite right through them. You could also pay to have them repaired by a pipe shop if it's one of your favorites.

How do you get new stems?
Always been the weak point for me,
though I've cracked a few bowls.

what are stems?
"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
~Lord Phlexor

"Sometimes stepping on one's own dick is a memorable learning experience."
~PPK

"We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile and nothing can grow there; too much, the best of us is washed away."
~Gkar

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2320 on: October 02, 2007, 12:38:23 PM »
Broke another fucking mouthpiece.

Really need to find somewhere I can get
pipes used.

... or learn to fix them yourself, like I have done. I have replaced the stems on over a dozen pipes in the past. I try to keep them in my mouth, sometimes, and one unexpected stress hits and I bite right through them. You could also pay to have them repaired by a pipe shop if it's one of your favorites.

How do you get new stems?
Always been the weak point for me,
though I've cracked a few bowls.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2321 on: October 02, 2007, 01:10:11 PM »
Broke another fucking mouthpiece.

Really need to find somewhere I can get
pipes used.

... or learn to fix them yourself, like I have done. I have replaced the stems on over a dozen pipes in the past. I try to keep them in my mouth, sometimes, and one unexpected stress hits and I bite right through them. You could also pay to have them repaired by a pipe shop if it's one of your favorites.

How do you get new stems?
Always been the weak point for me,
though I've cracked a few bowls.

Don't you have a pipe shop nearby? They always have some refurbished pipes available, unless it's a "mall shop."  Lately, I have gone in and hand fitted a used stem from a junk drawer to my generic or cheap pipes. I find one that sort of fits and finish it at home. You can soften them in boiling water or the oven to re-shape the bend. About two hundred degrees is enough.

I sent one of my Petersons to Lowe a couple of years ago, because it is a very valuable pipe and I did not want to chance a mistake. If you have a military or stick fit stem, a Peterson System replacement might fit, but they aren't cheap.

I have also ordered once from this site, but I have only ordered numbers 648, 441 and 592. These things only vaguely resemble pipe stems and they call them "blanks."  They require some hand fitting to make them work. The amount of hand work necessary to make them fit well, makes the twenty something bucks at Lowe's seem cheap. If you have an old, well mellowed pipe, it's worth fixing.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2322 on: October 02, 2007, 04:06:29 PM »
Shopping again for things I need but at least it got me out of the house and from being bored but I forgot about my appointment about looking at an apartment. How embarrassing.  :-[

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2323 on: October 02, 2007, 04:28:24 PM »
I've got a cold and I've just had some crap cheese.  Yes, I really am the most oppressed person ever.  Not.  ;)

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #2324 on: October 02, 2007, 04:30:22 PM »
Spokelandia:  Not to sound weird but if you're in the picture that I think you're in, you look cute.  :)