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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1710 on: August 12, 2007, 04:42:40 AM »
Oh arserape; I just woke up with a huge headache.  Why can't the degree to which I feel shit in the mornings at least correspond to how much fun I had the previous night?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1711 on: August 12, 2007, 04:43:40 AM »
Quote from: Peter on August 12, 2007, 04:42:40 AM
Oh AAARRSE!!rape; I just woke up with a huge headache.  Why can't the degree to which I feel shit in the mornings at least correspond to how much fun I had the previous night?
Directly or inversely proportional?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1712 on: August 12, 2007, 04:48:43 AM »
Quote from: Hadron on August 12, 2007, 04:43:40 AM
Quote from: Peter on August 12, 2007, 04:42:40 AM
Oh AAARRSE!!rape; I just woke up with a huge headache.  Why can't the degree to which I feel shit in the mornings at least correspond to how much fun I had the previous night?
Directly or inversely proportional?

Directly proportional.  My feelings of shitiness are pretty random.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1713 on: August 12, 2007, 04:50:06 AM »
Quote from: Peter on August 12, 2007, 04:48:43 AM
Quote from: Hadron on August 12, 2007, 04:43:40 AM
Quote from: Peter on August 12, 2007, 04:42:40 AM
Oh AAARRSE!!rape; I just woke up with a huge headache.  Why can't the degree to which I feel shit in the mornings at least correspond to how much fun I had the previous night?
Directly or inversely proportional?

Directly proportional.  My feelings of shitiness are pretty random.
It would be better if it was inversely proportional to how much you drink in a night though wouldnt it?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1714 on: August 12, 2007, 05:00:08 AM »
Quote from: Hadron on August 12, 2007, 04:50:06 AM
Quote from: Peter on August 12, 2007, 04:48:43 AM
Quote from: Hadron on August 12, 2007, 04:43:40 AM
Quote from: Peter on August 12, 2007, 04:42:40 AM
Oh AAARRSE!!rape; I just woke up with a huge headache.  Why can't the degree to which I feel shit in the mornings at least correspond to how much fun I had the previous night?
Directly or inversely proportional?

Directly proportional.  My feelings of shitiness are pretty random.
It would be better if it was inversely proportional to how much you drink in a night though wouldnt it?

No, because I don't usually drink, and don't like to drink often.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1715 on: August 13, 2007, 06:41:55 AM »

Maybe you should start.

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Kidding! Get some exercise. That usually helps me feel better. I just wish I could practice as well as I preach.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1716 on: August 13, 2007, 06:45:16 AM »
Fuck Monday.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1717 on: August 13, 2007, 09:16:41 AM »
Quote from: ImTeslaBitch! on August 13, 2007, 06:45:16 AM
Fuck Monday.

Exactly.   My weekend was doing so well.   NOT.

My Xbox360 died basically.   3 red lights, so they are sending me a box for me to mail back to them no charge.   They will do warranty work on it and send it back to me 3 to 6 weeks later lol.   Going to have to play my PS2, GC, DS and PC more then.   I am going to fall behind my friend in RS:Vegas.  Right before Blue Dragon, Bioshock and Halo 3 come out in the next month.  Oh well.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1718 on: August 13, 2007, 09:58:34 AM »
can i...

Quote from: ImTeslaBitch! on August 13, 2007, 06:45:16 AM
Fuck Monday my wife, the new girl at the office (AKA Boobsie McJuggs), Lucifer, Bjork (both of them), Natalie Portman, PI, Callaway, McJ, that stripper at my bachelor party, willow, Hardon (just to make him squeal), Eclair, the girl I met in Haarlem, that girl from that PBS show, the bitch in my office (again just to make her squeal), the woman on the taxi boat in Venice,  every female bartender I've ever had, the swedish foreign exchange student from high school.....  etc. please.

fixed.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1719 on: August 13, 2007, 01:05:02 PM »
peaguy is really annoying me. :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1720 on: August 13, 2007, 01:07:17 PM »
Quote from: Björk on August 13, 2007, 01:05:02 PM
peaguy is really annoying me. :P

Sorry. Nothing personal. :P
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1721 on: August 13, 2007, 01:08:13 PM »
then stop it. :eyelash:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1722 on: August 13, 2007, 01:10:07 PM »
Quote from: Björk on August 13, 2007, 01:08:13 PM
then stop it. :eyelash:

I will in a few minutes.  :eyelash:

Probably grow bored of the topic by then.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1723 on: August 13, 2007, 01:14:08 PM »
how sweet of you. :angel:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1724 on: August 13, 2007, 01:14:59 PM »
Quote from: Björk on August 13, 2007, 01:14:08 PM
how sweet of you. :angel:

I'm a relatively nice person.
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