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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1440 on: July 06, 2007, 10:02:00 PM »
I have to deal with a spitting cobra or two, but that's about it.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1441 on: July 06, 2007, 10:45:41 PM »
I just came in to puke on everyone and their nasty, creepy bugs.  :puke:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1442 on: July 07, 2007, 12:29:17 AM »
Quote from: willow on July 06, 2007, 10:45:41 PM
I just came in to puke on everyone and their nasty, creepy bugs.  :puke:

Carefull!!! you might just give some horny looser a new fettish!!!  :laugh:
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1443 on: July 07, 2007, 10:26:01 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on July 06, 2007, 05:19:40 PM
Ewwww.  Millipedes.  They're not "God's creatures;"  I'm pretty sure they're more well-liked by Satan.  (I guess that's why they keep showing up in MY APARTMENT.)
I had troubles with those  before. I used to vacuum them up.
The worst thing was to tread on them with bare feet. Blech.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1444 on: July 07, 2007, 10:35:23 AM »
I've just watched too many horror movies; I was kind of expecting to wake up and have my blanket covered in them.  I've been very effectively classically conditioned to be opposed to something like that happening.  (Luckily, the only thing I've found on my bed while sleeping in it was a firefly, which Prozac kept pointing out but, as it was dark, I thought he was fucking with me until the damn thing lit up.  Didn't sleep too well the rest of that night.  :D)
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1445 on: July 07, 2007, 10:52:10 AM »
i hate ass kissers
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1446 on: July 07, 2007, 11:26:55 AM »
Quote from: richard on July 07, 2007, 10:52:10 AM
i hate ass kissers

Stop walking around with your hat on backwards.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1447 on: July 07, 2007, 11:52:09 AM »
Damn I won't be on here tomorrow when I get up because The Simpsons will be here and I want to be there. Damn events.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1448 on: July 08, 2007, 01:13:20 AM »
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Quote from: PMS Elle on June 25, 2007, 07:04:47 AM
I feel like vomiting.  Nutella is yummy, but if that's what is making me feel like this, it's not fucking worth it.

How much damned Nutella did you eat?

I can't imagine it was more than a couple of tablespoons, on pretzel sticks and a couple of croissants.  It may or may not have been the nutella but it will probably be awhile before I'm willing to experiment and find out for sure.

Do you have trouble with hazelnuts/filberts otherwise?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1449 on: July 08, 2007, 01:14:17 AM »
Quote from: Catkiller on July 07, 2007, 12:29:17 AM
Quote from: willow on July 06, 2007, 10:45:41 PM
I just came in to puke on everyone and their nasty, creepy bugs.  :puke:

Carefull!!! you might just give some horny looser a new fettish!!!  :laugh:

Or excite the resident horney vomit fetishist.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1450 on: July 08, 2007, 01:14:42 AM »
Damned bands didn't show up.
Sucky ass day.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1451 on: July 09, 2007, 11:21:20 AM »

Damn Bands!

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1452 on: July 09, 2007, 12:05:31 PM »
Damn, a yearling black bear just showed up in my yard and is heading right to the birdfeeders. >:(
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1453 on: July 09, 2007, 01:14:07 PM »
We ate all our bears and made them into rugs.  Now we just have foxes.  :(
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1454 on: July 09, 2007, 01:59:14 PM »
Damn, bear came back again after I scared it off.  Scared it off, again.  Now I'm counting the time till it comes back yet again. ::)

We used to have a beautiful large fox in our neighborhood, until it was shot by a coyote hunter. >:(  Damn, I hated that.  It was keeping our red squirrel and chipmunk population down.  <sigh>
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