Just one quick bitch ...

[Lucifer]

you'd be surprised - i have a book of "erotic" short stories on the go, although they're not supposed to be titillating - more to do with female sexuality.  and i was asked to write stuff for "Black Lace" which are a load of rubbish, but easy money.

if you want to see REALLY BAD (to the point of hysterical) "erotic" (it's not) fiction, let me know and i'll send you the link.

[purposefulinsanity]

Yeah send me the link- I'm always up for a laugh. 

[odeon]

My bloody neck hurts.

i'd offer you a neck massage, but you'd only say no.   

Yes please. I really need it.

*slams Odeon between the shoulders, sending the firey anger of pain to the four corners of his body and away, relieving his misery*

That works, sometimes.

WWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! WTF? Are you trying to kill me?

[odeon]

Neck hurts.

cor - talk about plagiarism!  if you want a massage, dear thing, youonly have to ask.  (i'll say no, though, cos i don't particularly need exsanguinating).

My bloody neck hurts.

i'd offer you a neck massage, but you'd only say no.   

Yes please. I really need it.

gracious!  i have been anti-spurned!

okay then, gimme about ten minutes, and see how you feel then.  even if you'e not reading this in "real time".   

I'm a bit better now. What did you do?

[Peter]

I want to crawl under a log and die.

[DirtDawg]

My bloody neck hurts.

i'd offer you a neck massage, but you'd only say no.   

Yes please. I really need it.

*slams Odeon between the shoulders, sending the firey anger of pain to the four corners of his body and away, relieving his misery*

That works, sometimes.

WWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! WTF? Are you trying to kill me?

Just a little homo e-pathic help there, buddy. Not every knows how to relieve pain with pain.

[Lucifer]

Neck hurts.

cor - talk about plagiarism!  if you want a massage, dear thing, youonly have to ask.  (i'll say no, though, cos i don't particularly need exsanguinating).

My bloody neck hurts.

i'd offer you a neck massage, but you'd only say no.   

Yes please. I really need it.

gracious!  i have been anti-spurned!

okay then, gimme about ten minutes, and see how you feel then.  even if you'e not reading this in "real time".   

I'm a bit better now. What did you do?

apparently, i'm good at that sort of thing.  always makes me wonder what else i could do at a distance...     

[Lucifer]

I want to crawl under a log and die.

not another sickly creature?  what's up?

[Peter]

I don't know; I've just felt like crap for the past couple of weeks, and it's getting worse.  I think my anti-depressant, mirtazapine, has quit on me.  It doesn't help me sleep like it used to and I'm probably getting some sort of rebound effect from it.

[Lucifer]

that's pants.  any chance of trying another, to find one which suits you better?

[Peter]

The doc was supposed to phone this morning, but he didn't, so I'll have to wait until Monday to make another appointment.  I'll be seeing a psychiatrist on Monday though, so maybe they'll help.  Mirtazapine has a reputation for only lasting a month or two.

[Lucifer]

that sounds a bit more hopeful.  good luck for monday, and i hope they sort something better out for you.

i know this sounds hippy drippy, but have you tried st. john's wort?  i've used it, and it does actually work, without the horrible side effects (except you don't want to sit in the sun for hours, cos it makes your skin a bit photosensitive).  takes a bit longer to take effect, and you can't use it for months and months, but it's good stuff.

[odeon]

apparently, i'm good at that sort of thing.  always makes me wonder what else i could do at a distance...     

I have a couple of ideas we could discuss if you don't mind. 

[Lucifer]

apparently, i'm good at that sort of thing.  always makes me wonder what else i could do at a distance...     

I have a couple of ideas we could discuss if you don't mind. 

i'm all... ears...   

sorry, that should've read:  "i'm all eyebrows".

[Calandale]

eww