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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1155 on: June 15, 2007, 06:05:01 AM »
right, that seems to be one neck massage for elair, and i promise i won't allow my hands to slip anywhere else.

(like fuck i do   :eyebrows: )
:( Massage isn't much my thing...but I think Odeon really wants one...that's why he said his neck hurts in the first place.
I prefer front massages!  I'm sure you are proficient in all though!

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1156 on: June 15, 2007, 06:58:42 AM »
My bloody neck hurts.

i'd offer you a neck massage, but you'd only say no.   :(

Yes please. I really need it.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1157 on: June 15, 2007, 07:54:23 AM »
My bloody neck hurts.

i'd offer you a neck massage, but you'd only say no.   :(

Yes please. I really need it.

*slams Odeon between the shoulders, sending the firey anger of pain to the four corners of his body and away, relieving his misery*

That works, sometimes.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1158 on: June 15, 2007, 08:09:50 AM »

I hate making travel plans for one night stay-overs. You have to take almost everything, anyway. I might as well throw in a Speedo and take a month in paradise.
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Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1159 on: June 15, 2007, 08:26:25 AM »

I hate making travel plans for one night stay-overs. You have to take almost everything, anyway. I might as well throw in a Speedo and take a month in paradise.
Mmm depends who you are spending the one night stay over with...you CAN feel like it was a month in paradise!  And just as exhausted!

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1160 on: June 15, 2007, 09:37:18 AM »
Two hours of sleep. Test in two more.

Neck hurts. A bit hung over.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1161 on: June 15, 2007, 09:37:58 AM »

I hate making travel plans for one night stay-overs. You have to take almost everything, anyway. I might as well throw in a Speedo and take a month in paradise.
Mmm depends who you are spending the one night stay over with...you CAN feel like it was a month in paradise!  And just as exhausted!

It's not like that this time. (kind of an involved story)

... but you're exactly right about the the right kind of one-night's exhaustion.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1162 on: June 15, 2007, 09:39:11 AM »
Fucking paper towels keep floating away.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1163 on: June 15, 2007, 10:21:00 AM »
Neck hurts.

cor - talk about plagiarism!  if you want a massage, dear thing, youonly have to ask.  (i'll say no, though, cos i don't particularly need exsanguinating).

My bloody neck hurts.

i'd offer you a neck massage, but you'd only say no.   :(

Yes please. I really need it.

gracious!  i have been anti-spurned!

okay then, gimme about ten minutes, and see how you feel then.  even if you'e not reading this in "real time".  :witch1: 


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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1164 on: June 15, 2007, 10:22:10 AM »
Neck hurts.

cor - talk about plagiarism!  if you want a massage, dear thing, youonly have to ask.  (i'll say no, though, cos i don't particularly need exsanguinating).



Nah, I do it myself. Thanks though.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1165 on: June 15, 2007, 12:53:51 PM »
I hate having to choose names- why can't the right ones just come to me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1166 on: June 15, 2007, 01:02:50 PM »
I hate having to choose names- why can't the right ones just come to me?

Jasparina SphagnumBog-Futtock.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1167 on: June 15, 2007, 01:04:49 PM »
I hate having to choose names- why can't the right ones just come to me?

Jasparina SphagnumBog-Futtock.

Thanks for the laugh- I don't think she's quite right for the story though.  :laugh:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1168 on: June 15, 2007, 01:08:03 PM »
ooooh, are you writing?  lemme see (if you want feedback - be warned, i'm ruthless).

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1169 on: June 15, 2007, 01:09:11 PM »
ooooh, are you writing?  lemme see (if you want feedback - be warned, i'm ruthless).

I don't think you want to see this- I have a fondness for writing smut.  :laugh: