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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1125 on: June 14, 2007, 07:13:41 AM »
Ok so who sucked all the ideas I had out of my head??  :grrr:

Whoever it was didn't pass them along to me, that's for sure.

I found them, they were hiding behind the mental shopping list I had, why are these things always in the last place you look?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1126 on: June 14, 2007, 08:15:28 AM »
Ok so who sucked all the ideas I had out of my head??  :grrr:

Whoever it was didn't pass them along to me, that's for sure.

I found them, they were hiding behind the mental shopping list I had, why are these things always in the last place you look?

It's because you stop looking when you find them, Dummy. Of course they are in the last place!
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1127 on: June 14, 2007, 08:32:33 AM »
Ok so who sucked all the ideas I had out of my head??  :grrr:

Whoever it was didn't pass them along to me, that's for sure.

I found them, they were hiding behind the mental shopping list I had, why are these things always in the last place you look?

It's because you stop looking when you find them, Dummy. Of course they are in the last place!

But why do stuff always end up in the last place you'd ever think to look??

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1128 on: June 14, 2007, 10:48:04 AM »
Ok so who sucked all the ideas I had out of my head??  :grrr:

Whoever it was didn't pass them along to me, that's for sure.

I found them, they were hiding behind the mental shopping list I had, why are these things always in the last place you look?

It's because you stop looking when you find them, Dummy. Of course they are in the last place!

But why do stuff always end up in the last place you'd ever think to look??

I don't kow. Murphy was closed minded as well.
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1129 on: June 14, 2007, 11:20:57 AM »
Ok so who sucked all the ideas I had out of my head??  :grrr:

oestrogen?

You could have a point there- I keep coming over all girlie just lately-wtf is that all about??

dunno - bloody nightmare.  i appeared to be interested in the colour of nail varnish last night.  why?  WHY?!

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1130 on: June 14, 2007, 11:23:10 AM »
Maybe its a defence mechanism against the sausage party feel of this place, in case we start growing our own 'sausages'?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1131 on: June 14, 2007, 01:16:29 PM »
Maybe its a defence mechanism against the sausage party feel of this place, in case we start growing our own 'sausages'?

Growing your own might be easier, but you would miss all the fun of training wild ones.


(I massaged your Kspot, BTW, but I see someone has already changed it, again)
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1132 on: June 14, 2007, 01:24:33 PM »
Maybe its a defence mechanism against the sausage party feel of this place, in case we start growing our own 'sausages'?

heavens forfend.  it'd have to be hinged to be of any use.

(I massaged your Kspot, BTW, but I see someone has already changed it, again)

don't worry - i'll put it right.  anti :plus: coming up.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1133 on: June 14, 2007, 09:55:47 PM »
I'm not sure which is more annoying to listen to in the evening......

The intercom at Ford of Orange, or..

The sound of the fireworks going off at Disneyland.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1134 on: June 15, 2007, 03:11:30 AM »
FUCKFUCKFUCK ARSE TWATTING FUCK BASTARD CUNTING CUNT!


Not a good day. Fuck off.  >:( >:( >:(

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1135 on: June 15, 2007, 03:53:54 AM »
okay.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1136 on: June 15, 2007, 03:59:52 AM »
Its probably for the best. I'm not in a happy place today. :headexplode:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1137 on: June 15, 2007, 04:00:24 AM »
sorry - can't read that last one, cos i've fucked off.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1138 on: June 15, 2007, 04:02:21 AM »
alrighty then.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1139 on: June 15, 2007, 04:03:01 AM »
watch your post (as in royal mail post).   8)