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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #990 on: June 08, 2007, 02:29:34 PM »
Be sure to recycle the old one, properly. There are some lethal rare-earths to contain and a bit of copper to salvage. (thought you might enjoy to dwell on the environmental impact for a while.)

A buddy just got one of those wide screen LCD panels for about two hundred bucks. It is really nice. It is more than one and a half times the size of my seventeen inch screen. Do they have Best Buy stores in the UK?
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #991 on: June 08, 2007, 02:31:30 PM »
police actions where i need to be.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #992 on: June 08, 2007, 02:49:14 PM »
Be sure to recycle the old one, properly. There are some lethal rare-earths to contain and a bit of copper to salvage. (thought you might enjoy to dwell on the environmental impact for a while.)

there's a place near me which retreads them (or whatever it is), and sends them to a charity helping palestinians and/or local deprived kids, so i'll be giving it to them.

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A buddy just got one of those wide screen LCD panels for about two hundred bucks. It is really nice. It is more than one and a half times the size of my seventeen inch screen. Do they have Best Buy stores in the UK?

nah.  i have just started speaking to someone via email who can get me a cheap one, though.  you never know, if he's nice-looking and not psychopathic, i might even get it for a shag.

(JOKE!  well, possibly...  :eyebrows:).

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #993 on: June 08, 2007, 03:24:42 PM »
Be sure to recycle the old one, properly. There are some lethal rare-earths to contain and a bit of copper to salvage. (thought you might enjoy to dwell on the environmental impact for a while.)

there's a place near me which retreads them (or whatever it is), and sends them to a charity helping palestinians and/or local deprived kids, so i'll be giving it to them.

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A buddy just got one of those wide screen LCD panels for about two hundred bucks. It is really nice. It is more than one and a half times the size of my seventeen inch screen. Do they have Best Buy stores in the UK?

nah.  i have just started speaking to someone via email who can get me a cheap one, though.  you never know, if he's nice-looking and not psychopathic, i might even get it for a shag.

(JOKE!  well, possibly...  :eyebrows:).

Always remain, uhm ... open to the possibility. :eyebrows:


(I like the re-tread idea. That is an even better option.)
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #994 on: June 08, 2007, 03:26:14 PM »
you mean there's a better option tha one which involves a shag?!!!  good gods!

i feel faint.

or do you mean chocolate?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #995 on: June 08, 2007, 03:42:08 PM »
you mean there's a better option tha one which involves a shag?!!!  good gods!

i feel faint.

or do you mean chocolate?

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No, no. I think anything involving a shag is the way to go, but then, I am sooo shallow.
Chocolate enfusion, anyone?

I meant that your critical-condition monitor was being disposed of, well.



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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #996 on: June 08, 2007, 03:44:39 PM »
listen, chickpea, as far as i'm concerned, my "critical-condition monitor" (fnargh, fnargh) is inseparably conjoined with a shag.  :P  although i've never heard it called that before.  should this go in the "stupidest euphemisms for sex" thread?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #997 on: June 08, 2007, 03:45:23 PM »
there's a place near me which retreads them (or whatever it is), and sends them to a charity helping palestinians and/or local deprived kids, so i'll be giving it to them.

You want to monitor the Palestinians? :o
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #998 on: June 08, 2007, 03:47:09 PM »
well, someone should, poor sods.  and no, i don't mean the ones who go round blowing people up, just the ordinary people who've suffered shite for decades.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #999 on: June 08, 2007, 03:53:28 PM »
Oh, agreed. But I'd rather monitor the people who go round blowing other people up, and maybe stop them.

But most of all, I just wanted to make a pun on monitors.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1000 on: June 08, 2007, 03:54:08 PM »
well, you did.  so now you can die happy.  :P

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1001 on: June 08, 2007, 04:59:03 PM »
i have an old cronky one for emergencies (which this looks like it's going to be).  but i think i'm going to have to get a new one.  bloody expense (which i can't afford, but will have to), and bloody having to buy things which should last - how the fuck is one supposed to be environmentally friendly when people make stuff that dies within the blink of an eye?  grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.  bastards.   :grrr:

thanks, darling - you're an absolute peach.   :-*

(mmmmmm. peach juice..., lol).

Get one of the new thin LCD ones. They don't cost much but are superior to most old CRTs.

OR, you could go the route of picking
a used one up. I found that thrift shops
and garage sales often sell them VERY
cheaply.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1002 on: June 08, 2007, 05:19:09 PM »
listen, chickpea, as far as i'm concerned, my "critical-condition monitor" (fnargh, fnargh) is inseparably conjoined with a shag.  :P  although i've never heard it called that before.  should this go in the "stupidest euphemisms for sex" thread?

lol.

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« Last Edit: June 08, 2007, 06:20:39 PM by MarkingDawg »
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1003 on: June 08, 2007, 08:25:29 PM »
Hope these poxy stitches start dissolving soon. Right pain in the balls they are.  :P

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #1004 on: June 08, 2007, 11:51:50 PM »
Hope these poxy stitches start dissolving soon. Right pain in the balls they are.  :P
just tug on em.
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