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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #675 on: May 10, 2007, 07:01:29 PM »
Can't concentrate. Tried to get some
work done, but just couldn't keep going.


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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #676 on: May 11, 2007, 07:17:29 PM »
Damn microwave blows my wireless connection
away, about 20 sec after it's done. It's like there's
an EMP or something. Piss me off.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #677 on: May 12, 2007, 01:30:13 AM »
I think my wife has an EMP weapon in her brain. Once she has been on a terror, electronic things she has had contact with begin to limp and certain functions no longer work, properly. I have passed this off as coincidence and imagination for years, but no more. I know, now.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #678 on: May 12, 2007, 03:05:21 AM »
I have something similar. All technical stuff I touch go crappy.  :-\

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #679 on: May 12, 2007, 03:08:50 AM »
I think my wife has an EMP weapon in her brain. Once she has been on a terror, electronic things she has had contact with begin to limp and certain functions no longer work, properly. I have passed this off as coincidence and imagination for years, but no more. I know, now.

PI has something similar, stuff used to just stop working for no reason, no terror needed.  ??? The awesome magnetic power of a feisty woman perhaps?  :eyebrows:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #680 on: May 12, 2007, 03:38:21 AM »
I think that's what it is. She also is unable to carry a credit card, because the magnetic strip info becomes corrupt and won't work more than a few times. Feisty would describe her fairly well.
« Last Edit: May 12, 2007, 03:41:01 AM by Calamity Jane »
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #681 on: May 12, 2007, 03:42:00 AM »
I have a friend who's like that. His specialty is making perfectly good computers stop working.
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #682 on: May 12, 2007, 03:42:12 AM »
I think that's what it is. She also is unable to carry a credit card, because the magnetic strip info becomes corrupt and won't work more than a few times. Feisty would describe her fairly well.

She should carry her credit cards in a mu-metal wallet.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #683 on: May 12, 2007, 03:42:41 AM »
I think my wife has an EMP weapon in her brain. Once she has been on a terror, electronic things she has had contact with begin to limp and certain functions no longer work, properly. I have passed this off as coincidence and imagination for years, but no more. I know, now.

What do you mean by 'a terror'?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #684 on: May 12, 2007, 03:51:26 AM »
I think that's what it is. She also is unable to carry a credit card, because the magnetic strip info becomes corrupt and won't work more than a few times. Feisty would describe her fairly well.

She should carry her credit cards in a mu-metal wallet.

I am somewhat familiar with mu-metal, but I take a certain impish pleasure in being married to a woman who can not abuse credit cards. It's just one more stereotype that can not possibly apply to me and my life.

I sort of collect those.
« Last Edit: May 12, 2007, 04:10:33 AM by Calamity Jane »
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #685 on: May 12, 2007, 04:07:22 AM »
I think my wife has an EMP weapon in her brain. Once she has been on a terror, electronic things she has had contact with begin to limp and certain functions no longer work, properly. I have passed this off as coincidence and imagination for years, but no more. I know, now.

What do you mean by 'a terror'?
Going on a terror is like throwing a fit.
I meant that when she gets mad, stuff breaks, but not from being thrown. It is enough force just being near her to cause havoc. There seems to be a background or undercurrent amplitude of flux that is always present and damages some things due to prolonged exposure also, but I fear the terror of her concentrations of high density Gaussian influence on delicate, hi-tech electronic appliances.
« Last Edit: May 12, 2007, 04:09:11 AM by Calamity Jane »
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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #686 on: May 12, 2007, 04:08:25 AM »
I meant that when she gets mad, stuff breaks.

Neat. When I get mad, people break.
And I'm not talking about me doing
anything physical.

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #687 on: May 12, 2007, 04:22:57 AM »
I have a friend who's like that. His specialty is making perfectly good computers stop working.

He is very lucky to know you, then, isn't he?
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #688 on: May 12, 2007, 04:24:51 AM »
I have a friend who's like that. His specialty is making perfectly good computers stop working.

He is very lucky to know you, then, isn't he?

I'm sure the feeling's mutual.  :laugh:

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Re: Just one quick bitch ...
« Reply #689 on: May 12, 2007, 04:35:47 AM »
I have a friend who's like that. His specialty is making perfectly good computers stop working.

He is very lucky to know you, then, isn't he?

I'm sure the feeling's mutual.  :laugh:

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He always comes to me when he's experiencing computer problems. Often, in other words. His view is that a computer should be maintenance-free, which is reasonable, I guess, but since he's not willing to run a reasonable OS, it's not a practical requirement.
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