Just one quick bitch ...

[McGiver]

....another quick bitch.

[Calandale]

Damned shrink THOUGHT he set up a meeting
with me. All he did was tell me when he'd be
available.

now he wants to charge you a missed appointment fee?

No. The sessions are through the university, so they're
free. Hell, no way I'd pay for something as useless
as this.

[DirtDawg]

My GODDAMN 'scope quit! It is dead and I can't figure out why! I fear the worst. I've just spent the last fucking hour looking at every possible place for problems, but it's FUCKING DEAD! How the fuck am I going to phase align these horns without a GODDAMN scope?

Reverse the polarity of the tachyon beam!  It always does something interesting, and sometimes even fixes the problem.

I think I have a support systems malfunction. The thermionic electron beam modulator has apparently gone on strike in protest. The electron pressure maniflod is producing over four hundred and seventy volts and the power couplings are working to spec, but the modulator does not seem to produce proper transconductance.

FUCK ME!



(Peter, if you understood that, you are a Sci-Fi geek, too!)

[DirtDawg]

Damned shrink THOUGHT he set up a meeting
with me. All he did was tell me when he'd be
available.

now he wants to charge you a missed appointment fee?

No. The sessions are through the university, so they're
free. Hell, no way I'd pay for something as useless
as this.

Useless? Maybe you have some application error you could de-bug. ... or maybe you don't have the right connectors.

Trying to hook up the water hose to make your mental vacuum cleaner work is only going to cause more mental dust. Try listening to your shrink, maybe?.

[Scrapheap]

....another quick bitch.

Actually, that's a bitch that never goes away. 

[Calandale]

Useless? Maybe you have some application error you could de-bug. ... or maybe you don't have the right connectors.

Trying to hook up the water hose to make your mental vacuum cleaner work is only going to cause more mental dust. Try listening to your shrink, maybe?.

He doesn't say much. I don't need a shrink, so much as
I need someone to impress. I can't do shit just for myself.

[Pyraxis]

What, you haven't managed to impress him yet?

[Calandale]

What, you haven't managed to impress him yet?

Nah. They get trained to be unimpressed.
Plus, these are people with the power to
lock me away. Not like I can trust them
or anything.

[DirtDawg]

What, you haven't managed to impress him yet?

Nah. They get trained to be unimpressed.
Plus, these are people with the power to
lock me away. Not like I can trust them
or anything.

Paraphrasing Halle Berry in Gothica - "How can I trust anyone who thinks I'm insane?"

Her delivery was better ...

[Calandale]

I don't know that he does.
Probably doesn't even believe
that I ever get depressive,
because I was fairly high
all of Fall quarter.

[DirtDawg]

I sat here and browsed half a dozen boards and perused a dozen news groups, instead of taking my morning walk.

I'm a dumbass, because it's time to start the kids going, almost and it will be fairly hot later.

<:^(

[Calandale]

The internet really sucks for that.

[paradox]

I don't know that he does.
Probably doesn't even believe
that I ever get depressive,
because I was fairly high
all of Fall quarter.

I hate going to my shrink his more use to dealing with kid aspies. I just don’t think he would be able to understand me. But he finely got my meds right so at least my anxiety is under control.

[Calandale]

Since I won't take any drugs,
he's pretty damned pointless.
I just wanted to see if there
was any possible advantage
to getting dx'd.

[Litigious]

Since I won't take any drugs,
he's pretty damned pointless.
I just wanted to see if there
was any possible advantage
to getting dx'd.

A few ones. You can get disability payments, and, if you commit a crime, you can get mental ward instead of prison. If you're lucky.