What's a Danish pipe? Something you smoke tobacco in? 
I can get you a new one, when I'm in Denmark. 
Yes, a very elegant little Jarl brand tobacco smoking pipe, that I've had for twenty years. It would be expensive to replace, over one hundred dollars, and impossible to condition to the same degree of mellowness as my broken one, except over a long period of time. I'm going to fix it! I have found some repair parts and I can do the hand-fitting work myself, but it's still a bummer.
I can fix anything with: Duct tape, Bailing wire, Bubble gum, Silicone and J.B. Weld !!! 
I once tried to repair an exhaust manifold with JB Weld, but it didn't work. I had to replace it.
JB Weld wouldn not take the heat nor the dramatic expansion and contraction.
Believe it or not, I have had success, more than once, rebuilding broken cork tenons on clarinets.
One was the lower tenon on a bass clarinet, which belonged to a school, and the entire tenon was gone. I had to mold one out of layers of JB Weld, then turn it down to the proper size, both inside and out, and it worked fine. It took about three days, but it was a fairly rare instrument, useless without a way to connect together, easily, and tune with the rest of the orchestra. I fixed it.
