keep the IRL ladies from flirting with me.
you should see the way i dress. my wife says that i look homeless.
it is a defensive mechanism.
Excuses, excuses.
The times I have let myself go somewhat, have when I have probably been the unhappiest and didn't want to deal with it....
Some people may have thought I was content though and it was an easy excuse to justify it.
i don't think that you understand how cute i can be.
the last thing i want to do is bring home an STD to my wife.
i guess what i am getting at is that i do not trust myself, if confronted with the option of extra marital sex.