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Re: Ask Litigious anything
« Reply #60 on: March 01, 2007, 11:19:15 AM »
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Quote from: Litigious on March 01, 2007, 02:24:12 AM
I already have a girl and I hope that she wants to keep me.  ;)

is there anything wrong with having a girl in every town?

No, but Scotland is too far away. She can come to Sweden if she wants her shithole pleased by me.  ;)
you keep refering to it as a shit hole.

but in your case, wouldn't it be better to call it the happy, happy, fun-hole?

Maybe.  ;)
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Re: Ask Litigious anything
« Reply #61 on: March 01, 2007, 11:27:48 AM »
because the anus isn't just for shitting anymore. :eyebrows:
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Re: Ask Litigious anything
« Reply #62 on: March 03, 2007, 01:49:08 PM »
It doesn't matter what you call it, Lit just LOVES the brown eye.  :eyebrows: :laugh:
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Re: Ask Litigious anything
« Reply #63 on: March 03, 2007, 01:50:37 PM »
QFT.  :agreed:
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Re: Ask Litigious anything
« Reply #64 on: March 05, 2007, 12:03:02 PM »
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Litigious anything
« Reply #65 on: March 05, 2007, 12:13:24 PM »
I haven't done that, but it's one of my sexual fantasies; to put candy up their arses and let them eat it.  8)
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Re: Ask Litigious anything
« Reply #66 on: March 05, 2007, 12:24:22 PM »
if peter was your sex slave, what would be the first thing that you would use him for?
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Re: Ask Litigious anything
« Reply #67 on: March 05, 2007, 12:57:39 PM »
Giving me a blowjob, I guess. I'd be nicer to a male sexslave than a female one, though.  8)
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Re: Ask Litigious anything
« Reply #68 on: March 05, 2007, 01:03:26 PM »
Quote from: Litigious on March 05, 2007, 12:57:39 PM
Giving me a blowjob, I guess. I'd be nicer to a male sexslave than a female one, though.  8)
'fraid he'd kick your arse to the curb?
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Re: Ask Litigious anything
« Reply #69 on: March 05, 2007, 01:06:25 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on March 05, 2007, 01:03:26 PM
Quote from: Litigious on March 05, 2007, 12:57:39 PM
Giving me a blowjob, I guess. I'd be nicer to a male sexslave than a female one, though.  8)
'fraid he'd kick your arse to the curb?

No, but it wouldn't make me that aroused to treat a male sex slave that roughly as it would with a female.  :angel:
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Re: Ask Litigious anything
« Reply #70 on: March 06, 2007, 02:30:57 PM »
So just where do you keep your sex slaves these days ?? ?? ??
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Re: Ask Litigious anything
« Reply #71 on: March 06, 2007, 02:33:05 PM »
They've all escaped for the moment. Damnit! I have to catch them again.  ;)
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Re: Ask Litigious anything
« Reply #72 on: March 06, 2007, 06:12:41 PM »
Quote from: Litigious on March 06, 2007, 02:33:05 PM
They've all escaped for the moment. Damnit! I have to catch them again.  ;)

i hoped you tagged em first.
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Re: Ask Litigious anything
« Reply #73 on: March 07, 2007, 12:48:52 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on March 06, 2007, 06:12:41 PM
Quote from: Litigious on March 06, 2007, 02:33:05 PM
They've all escaped for the moment. Damnit! I have to catch them again.  ;)

i hoped you tagged em first.

Meh! It's easier to brand them.... those damn tags keep comming off!!! ;) :laugh:

As a matter of fact, you should brand them on the forehead with 666 followed by a serial number. that way you'll know who they belong to !!!  :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame:
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Re: Ask Litigious anything
« Reply #74 on: March 09, 2007, 11:53:32 AM »
Enough with the emoticons please, Scrapheap, for it is fucking retarded.
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