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Offline Queen Victoria

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Maybe Not So Clean Humour
« on: November 22, 2020, 06:48:31 PM »
An elephant was walking through the jungle, but with each step he took he trampled dozens of ants under his huge feet.  The ants became so angry that they started crawling up the elephant's body, hell bent on revenge.

As the elephant felt their presence, he shook his body, causing all of the ants except one to plunge to the ground.  This one and clung on bravely to the elephant's neck while all the ants on the ground started to yell: "Strangle him! Strangle him!"


 
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Re: Maybe Not So Clean Humour
« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2020, 04:46:13 PM »
It's an oldie, but...  :lol1:
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