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Offline 'andersom'

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Let's create some complot theories.
« on: April 15, 2020, 12:18:51 PM »
There are quite a few complot theories.
And the ones around are too unlikely, too boring, or just no fun. It's time we get creative.

I mean, Trump, the WHO, Bill Gates and the Dutch government plotting together to get the world locked down? Makes no sense. No matter how many tinfoil hats you wear.
(And yes, that one does go around...)

The virus a military weapon, used by the USA to weaken the economical position of the Chinese? Boring and making no sense at all either.

Mayhem, created for the lulz? Has potention.

Right now I'm going for a totally different angle.
I think the lockdown is created to prove chemtrail believers wrong. Sick people heal less fast, because of lack of polluted air.  There is no virus. It's lack of filthy air. :M


Please, outdo my theory with absurdities, lies and manipulation. Let's have some fun here.
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Re: Let's create some complot theories.
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2020, 02:09:55 PM »
It's all out there already, 5G masts spreading the virus and Bill Gates paying for the vaccine full of nano bots so he can control mankind.
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Re: Let's create some complot theories.
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2020, 03:02:18 PM »
I know. But those are boring.

5G masts get burned down here.
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Re: Let's create some complot theories.
« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2020, 04:17:14 PM »
It's a global conspiracy to persuade everyone to willingly submit their DNA sample to the government.
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Re: Let's create some complot theories.
« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2020, 06:51:38 PM »
Donald Trump is a puppet for Putin, whereas the Governor of Chechnya is a puppet.
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Re: Let's create some complot theories.
« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2020, 11:49:23 PM »
Also, the Loyalists to You-know-who's ideology make the rest of the American Republicans look like a demented faction of the You-know-whats from you-know-where because we're not supposed to say the name because of a you-know-what law called Law of Godwin.
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Re: Let's create some complot theories.
« Reply #6 on: April 16, 2020, 12:27:35 AM »
The world is actually a game, and the virus is an extension module, basically an add-on to the Trump module, hugely popular in some circles.
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Re: Let's create some complot theories.
« Reply #7 on: April 16, 2020, 08:16:52 AM »
The world is a survival horror video game, and this is the ttutorial before the zombies start appearing.
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Re: Let's create some complot theories.
« Reply #8 on: April 16, 2020, 02:53:39 PM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on April 16, 2020, 08:16:52 AM
The world is a survival horror video game, and this is the ttutorial before the zombies start appearing.

 :thumbup: Predictive programming.
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Re: Let's create some complot theories.
« Reply #9 on: April 16, 2020, 05:48:35 PM »
 :zoinks:
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Re: Let's create some complot theories.
« Reply #10 on: April 16, 2020, 10:58:07 PM »
^He will always remind me of one of the Kazon from Star Trek: Voyager.
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Re: Let's create some complot theories.
« Reply #11 on: April 17, 2020, 12:40:04 AM »
We're actually a show on History channel.
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Re: Let's create some complot theories.
« Reply #12 on: April 17, 2020, 06:09:48 AM »
The virus just the latest phase of a sophisticated,  global  genetic engineering program designed to swiftly reintroduce human DNA into our species' genetic code before our memory implants and perception  disruptors wear out and we panic. Our Leaders were given priority, of course, luckily for the rest of us. Mistakes were made,  lessons were learned,  and it should work out much  better for your Average Joe.
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Re: Let's create some complot theories.
« Reply #13 on: April 17, 2020, 08:10:53 AM »
The virus is an alien just trying to be friendly.
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Re: Let's create some complot theories.
« Reply #14 on: April 17, 2020, 11:28:54 AM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on April 16, 2020, 08:16:52 AM
The world is a survival horror video game, and this is the ttutorial before the zombies start appearing.

Zombies for the win. :laugh:

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