Have you run out of toilet paper? ![omgzokool :zoinks:](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/grinman.gif)
Are you offering yourself as an alternative?
No, it's for data purposes only. ![omgzokool :zoinks:](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/grinman.gif)
I was reminded of the story about the bear and the rabbit taking a dump in the forest.
The bear asked the rabbit "do you ever have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?". "No" replied the rabbit.
So the bear picked up the rabbit and....