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Re: Xmas dinner, what you have folks?
« Reply #15 on: December 26, 2018, 10:02:16 PM »


Me, started with a tray of nibbles and beer, basically a box with mixed pretzel style stuff in it that one nibbles handfuls of whilst pouring beer down one's neck. Pretzels, pretzel sticks, other kind of pretzel sticks, something like those whassitcalled....twiglets, thats the one, plus various mini crackers.

Beef curry, rice, naan breads, xmas pudding and custard, then xmas cake and stilton cheese.


wow! you don't have a problem with gluten then, i guess :D

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Re: Xmas dinner, what you have folks?
« Reply #16 on: December 27, 2018, 03:50:19 AM »
We had lunch. Turducken (basically a roast roll of turkey, duck and chicken meat, only sold at Aldi), roast vegies, ham, then prawns later in the afternoon.
7 beers, which I think is a daily record for me  :P

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Re: Xmas dinner, what you have folks?
« Reply #17 on: December 27, 2018, 04:59:01 AM »
We had lunch. Turducken (basically a roast roll of turkey, duck and chicken meat, only sold at Aldi), roast vegies, ham, then prawns later in the afternoon.
7 beers, which I think is a daily record for me  :P
I saw those turduckens at Aldi but thought I wouldn't want to eat the duck bit so I didn't get one. There was more than enough food anyway.

So were you really drunk?
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Re: Xmas dinner, what you have folks?
« Reply #18 on: December 27, 2018, 05:49:12 AM »
I thought Turducken were made with real turds.

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Re: Xmas dinner, what you have folks?
« Reply #19 on: December 27, 2018, 07:48:30 AM »
We had lunch. Turducken (basically a roast roll of turkey, duck and chicken meat, only sold at Aldi), roast vegies, ham, then prawns later in the afternoon.
7 beers, which I think is a daily record for me  :P
I saw those turduckens at Aldi but thought I wouldn't want to eat the duck bit so I didn't get one. There was more than enough food anyway.

So were you really drunk?

They're like my mum's new xmas tradition. A lot smaller and cheaper than a whole turkey anyway.
The beer was drank over the course of a 5-6 hours so no, not really drunk at all. My brother consumed nearly his whole carton and claimed he wasn't drunk either!!

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Re: Xmas dinner, what you have folks?
« Reply #20 on: December 27, 2018, 12:08:48 PM »
I thought Turducken were made with real turds.

My thought exactly!  :lol1:

Sorry, you can stick that one in your Smeg fridge   :zombiefuck:
(or -better yet- your Smeg Frig . as I've seen it spelled)

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Re: Xmas dinner, what you have folks?
« Reply #21 on: December 27, 2018, 12:32:23 PM »
They supposedly originated in Louisiana about 20 years ago.  But it probably had its origins in the stuffed meats at Medieval banquets.
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Re: Xmas dinner, what you have folks?
« Reply #22 on: December 27, 2018, 01:02:01 PM »
Sorry, no sprouts to send anywhere, wouldn't even have them in the house. I'd have to put my gas mask on just to be able to enter the kitchen, and when brought into the lounge, I'd have to clear off to the lab or somewhere else where nobody else was, and eat alone. The smell of sprouts makes me want to vomit. Disgusting. And besides, how could I send them if I did have them in the house, knowing the PR could be subjected to them?

And sounds like poor fare indeed for an xmas dinner QV hun :(

Calandale-finding out it is composed of poultry must have been such a huge disappointment for you:tard:

We got two large crates of Becks lager (bottled, of course), we just opened the other crate, after polishing off plenty of the other one (not counting the fact that I put a lot of the first one in the fridge to get nice and cold. Just grabbed three bottles of the freshly opened crate, pretty much gulped the first one down in a couple of deep, thirsty pulls, having woken up just in time for star trek.

Time for another, methinks.
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Re: Xmas dinner, what you have folks?
« Reply #23 on: July 03, 2019, 07:39:23 AM »
Poo with wee gravy.

No, steak. Or chicken. Or lamb. Probably steak.

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Re: Xmas dinner, what you have folks?
« Reply #24 on: July 03, 2019, 07:40:54 AM »
We got two large crates of Becks lager (bottled, of course), we just opened the other crate, after polishing off plenty of the other one (not counting the fact that I put a lot of the first one in the fridge to get nice and cold. Just grabbed three bottles of the freshly opened crate, pretty much gulped the first one down in a couple of deep, thirsty pulls, having woken up just in time for star trek.

Time for another, methinks.

Are they slabs?

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Re: Xmas dinner, what you have folks?
« Reply #25 on: July 04, 2019, 01:50:36 AM »
Poo with wee gravy.

No, steak. Or chicken. Or lamb. Probably steak.

But no steak knife.

I never got around to cooking a turkey last Xmas, we were on a road trip. We went to a German restaurant and had lots of sausages and pork. And cider.
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Re: Xmas dinner, what you have folks?
« Reply #26 on: July 04, 2019, 01:54:01 AM »
Pork lard. Serious. It will change your life.